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* yoda clause, I am. Fly, I cannot.
by darth_vaderess

* Vegeta, brought you your special present I have. Dragonball, yes?
by Prince_Vegeta_Briefs

* Yoda, the Big-Eared Jedi; had some very shiny robes!
by Jougirl

* Halloween at the Jedi Temple. Next slide: Mace Windu as the Grim Reaper.
by Thuku

* Stop Christmas from coming, find a way I MUST!
by Joanie Luvs Tchochkes

* In an attempt to evade the Jedi Purge, Master Yoda began working holidays at the Coruscant Mall as Santa Claus.
by Darth_Revan

* Yoda reviews his list and finds, much to his surprise, that not one EU character has been good.
by Mab

* I'm dreaming of a green Christmas . . . .
by Mab

* Children are puzzled to find that Santa must sit on THEIR laps.
by Mab

* With every purchase of a 'Santa Yoda' you'll receive a complimentary "Rudolph Darth Vader" for only seven small payments of $19.95
by JenArwen

* "Lay an egg I did."
by David Fett

* If naughty you are, a Black outfit, breather mask, and Red light saber will you find under your tree!
by Jedi Ottolam

* His list doesn't say 'Naughty' and 'Nice'. It says 'Light' and 'Dark'.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

* Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, naughtiness leads to coal.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

* Yoda contemplates his future after Episode III
by Icebreaker

* ``I'm sorry Mr Yoda, you're too short to play the Grinch.''
by Icebreaker

* And that's how Yoda saved Christmas.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

* Done yet with the photoshoot are we? Chafe me the costume does.
by Janusz

* Begun this Christmas has.
by Dark One

* Well, the secret is out, Santa uses the force to get all those gifts out in one night!
by Tara Wan Kenobi

* Yoda discovered that working as a Santa Claus, pays him twice as much as Lucas did and has Dental!
by Marina Jade

* I knew it! There IS a Santa Clause!
by ThePodSquad

* Free festive Yoda with every purchase of this impossibly pretty random ball
by Darth Nima

* For a change of pace, Santa decides to let the elves deliver the presents this year!
by Macaroni Penguin

* "When deliver toys all over galaxy in single night you do, look as good you will not."
by Macaroni Penguin

* "How Yoda stole Christmas"
by Cleeve

* All the Jedi down in Jediville liked christmas a lot, but Yoda who lived just north of Jediville did not....
by Rurouni Jedi

* "Mmmm... much bad behavior I sense... gift for you, there is not"
by Ed Kenobi

* Milk & cookies?? When 900 years old you reach, diabetic you will be too.
by Jedi Master Gourry

* Jipped out an appearance in the holiday special, I was.
by Jedi Master Gourry

* "Lost a bouncy ball, master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing , how embarrassing ...
by rob solo

* Look at me... Made that bet I should not have... Teach that #$!* Windu a lesson I WILL
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* Yes, it's tough delivering balls that are half my size...
by betamax

* You should see what Max Rebo's been forced to do to make a living!
by betamax

* Know what you are getting for Christmas I do! Felt your presents I did!
by post_my_caption_please!

* Nothing says "We own your wallet" like a Christmas Yoda.
by Max

* Around the tree, a perimeter of presents, create
by Revan

* "Making a list I am. Check it twice I will. Hmm? Find out who is good and who has turned to the Dark Side I shall.
by Halen

* "And just how am I supposed to get my ears down the chimney?"
by Jedi's Queen

* With this clever disguise, Dooku will never see me coming...
by Revan

* Give toys, I must. Bring happiness, it will. Silly, I look.
by UserName

* jedi fashions: winter edition 2003-04
by serg^e

* that's no moon!
by strange desire

* ' Powerful marketing tool am I.... '
by That's_no_Moon

* spirit of christmas past, I am, yes. Way in the past!
by blah :)

* "Santa Claus I am, scare the children I will."
by purplefacedmonkey

* Luke. You must go to the North Pole system. There you will find Master Santa.
by Long-gon Jinn

* "So wasted am I."
by Shadowen

* Twas the night before Christmas and all through the flat, not a creature was stirring, not even a womp rat...
by Rurouni Jedi

* Yoda again defrauding the benefits agency, 1st time pretending he can't walk, 2nd time he has a job on the fly
by Dave

* "Annoyed I am, suffer this kind of humiliation Obi-Wan did not."
by Ob1

* Hmmm...looks like it's celebrity makeover sweeps week on "Queer Eye for the Straight Jedi."
by Captain EO