Star Wars Captioning #35
Mommy, it followed me home. Can I keep it?
by Darth Tom
Anakin "This Machine is great you can replace peoples heads!" JARJAR
"It works for mesa!"
by Wayne Mann
Anakin meets a curious alien with the most outrageous pair of bellbottoms
by Chris Knight
"I'm sorry Ahmed, but Jar-Jar was bad enough, I must stop you before
you start with 'On Location'."
Yousa liken my plastic surgery???
by Darth Denson
"Ha! Ahmed, you're such a kidder!" "No, Jake, I'm serious, I swallowed
the Jar Jar head...MY STOMACH! SWEET LORD THE PAIN! SOMEONE HELP ME!"
by JS Power
NO! I'm not letting go until you get me a Turbo Man action figure!
Unbeknownst to little Anakin, his good friend Jar-Jar had actually been
one of Coruscant's most notorious kidnappers in a cunning disguise...
Jar Jar (Ahmed Best) gives a pained expression when (in a scene cut from
Episode I) Anakin (Jake Lloyd) punches him in the stomach, and rips his
left hand off.
He bwoke my liwwle arm!! He bwoke my liwwle arm!!
Let me show you how to REALLY dance Jake..this is the Electric Boogaloo!
by Kobayashi Beru
Obi-Wan: "Hey come back with my padawan, you gunga....person...gungan....thing....whatever
JAR JAR!! What happened to your head???
Come on George, let us do the song and dance number! Please?
by darth darth binks
"It's just a jump to left! And then a step to ri-iight!! Put your hand
on hips! And bring your knees in ti-iight!..."
...it's then revealed that Jar-Jar was, in fact, a human spy sent to
infiltrate the Gungans to gian knowledge for the coming invasion... yet
another "Episode 1" alternate ending
by Exar Kun
You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around...
A scene from the little-known "Scoopy Doo" ending cut from the final
version of the film. "Okay, Jar Jar, now let's find out who you REALLY
And Iwould have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those
by spineless oaf
Young Anakin Skywalker tries to demonstrate a "Force Wedgie" on a disfigured
by Darth Nooner
Jar-Jar : "Look Jake! Now I'm a real boy!"
by Randall Flagg
Come on, now. Everybody Conga!
See! I told you I had a scary monster that sleeps under my cockpit!
by Edmund Campion
"Hey George! We finally caught that strange creature that's been showing
up in every scene."
Anakin's 1st use of dark side powers: Telekinetic Stomach Ache
by Darth Karg
Maul, Sidious: Lords of the Sith. Binks, Skywalker: Lords of the Dance.
by Festus Monroe
Anikin rushes clone experiment #47 off. The OJ-Jar-Jar would have to
live somewhere else
by Walter Danek
This scene, another vain attempt to copy old movies: A Shirley Temple
by DarthWedge:A new Darth,For a New Century
Federal Agent Jake Lloyd finally caught up to the notorious Buffalo Ahmed,
and discovered why he was skinning Gungans....
by Randall Flagg
Sad but true: before invasion Gungan skins were quite in fashion among
by Jedi Jinx
Hey! Anyone order a Dark Side Bound brat?!
The little boy was crushed after his discovery that Jar Jar wasn't real
Everyone: Heeeyyyyy Macarena
In a bizarre moment on the set, Jake Lloyd thinks that Ahmed Best, too,
is a life sized puppet.
Mask? what mask? I'm supposed to wear a mask?
After decapitation by the Jedi knights, jar-jars lifeless body was used
in a transplant operation for a man whose body was tragically crushed
by a falling bantha. Jar-jar was finally useful to someone
by Matt Stevenson
Pin the Thermos on the Jar-Jar!
by Erik Martin
"Hey guys, look who's playing Jar-Jar in Episode 2... Gervase from Survivor!"
by Ertin Guroc
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