Star Wars Captioning #23
Alright men. Store is opening in ten minutes. Just remember there is a ten purchase limit on the new Star Wars line and please keep in mind No Disintegrations this time. These fanboys are MONEY!
"Is this the casting line for THE NEW VILLAGE PEOPLE?"
by Aric Stoots
Captain, you look like Sergeant Pepper.
by Steve Vanden-Eykel
"Ok, troops, we have to...[spins about toward hall, mouth agape]...OOH!! Handmaiden alert!!!"
by Brian Haughwout
[sound of blaster powering up] "Alright! Who just dissed the hat?!"
by Brian Haughwout
The fall haute couture line from Jean Paul Gaultier was a hit on the Milan runways...
Michael Jackson's latest attempt to revive his career, "Captain Eo Episode I: The Phantom Menace" is facing some serious problems already...
by Optimus Prime
Great, I have to face the enemy looking like a vinyl carseat.
by Scott C.
You think this is bad, you should see the dress uniform.
by Scott C.
I'm telling you... I left my car keys near this pillar! Fan out and look for them!
by Mark Jackman
I know what you're all thinking...and you're right. I DO look good in vinyl.
by Andrew Grove
SOLDIER! Did I ask you to stare at the back of my head? NOW STAND AT ATTENTION!
by Eric J
Could you zip me up
There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds who is responsible for this fashion disaster . . .
Hey you! With the camera! This is a restricted area, Gen. Lucas will not be pleased that you got through..
by Luke Skywaltzer
We'll NEVER get anywhere on this bicycle built for two...
"Hey did you hear this one about a guy walking into a bar...
by Star Wars Geek
Dudes! Massive kegger in the Quad! Fritos and babeage galore!
"What do you mean my action figure won't come out until August?"
by Dash Martino
Panaka: "Hey! Look at that over there!" Guard: .... Panaka: "Hey, I'm talking to you!" Guard: .... Panaka: "Are you listening to me?" Guard: .... Panaka: "GEORGE! He's doing it again!"
by Bib Fortuna
Okay, men, remember, while the battle droids are laughing at our uniforms, frag em'!
by Chewie Baca
"Can I bring your car around Mr. Lucas?"
Come on guys join in... do the Hustle!
The royal guard tried not to laugh at the Captain's motto, which was "Panaka does not panicka"
by darth bob
Mumbling... "Way too much leather around here. I'm gone!"
Guy in background "Thinks he's hot stuff. I could take him!"
Blast it! They're sold out! I tolja we should have camped out!
by Matt Adams
No, no! It's one and two and three and four and, not one, two three and four. Don't give me attitude! Do you want to be in the "Duel of the Fates" video or not?
Ah, the classic "Kick Me" sign! Do I? Don't I? Do I...
by Tim Stephens
"Tell Lucas I want a new name, Cahn' Foddor worrys me.
"what do you wean the nameless guy behind me gets an action figure first? I have lines in the movie!
Well, working on Star Wars is cool, but I doubt anything can beat my role in Wing Commander
by Jet Eye Nite
Cpt. Panaka: Okay, you all see this? This is a Blaster, you fire it by pulling this trigger...
by Jack Mundwode
Cpt. Panaka: Allright men, remember: They move fast like the speeders and they are affraid of fire... oh and they have acid for blood! Now we must find the queen and take her out...
by Jack Mundwode
(Guy in Background); Smile? Why! Lucas'll only replace me with a digital alien anyway!
by Mos Edge
Cpt. Panaka *thinkęs*: Why on earth didnęt they get Jim Carrey to the bad guyęs role? He was brilliant in Batman Forever!
by Jack M.
Hey Guys, I just saw the TPM Trailers! We look Great!
by Darth Varmint
After the detruction from the wa we only had 1970's leather couches to make our clothes from. I am in fact wearing a Lay-Z-Boy recliner
Guard: Captain Panaka looks so GOOD in red leather! I hope he notices me. (sigh).
All right, men. If you see even ONE person trying to cut in line to buy tickets...shoot to kill.
by Clint Schroeder
"O.K. Now watch me. Right leg, left arm, then, left leg right arm. That's how you walk. Any questions?"
by Mr. Fredo
I know this is going to come as a shock to you, but I am the rocketeer.
Panaka: What if dreams came true and you could be what you wanted to be and you could do what you wanted to do. Oh, sorry.
by Kell Tainer
(guard in back) Hmmmmm .... a "kick me" sign..... should I or shouldn't I????
Excuse me, is this the set of "The Last Emperor"?
by Grandma Tarkin
hey! one toy per person! I mean it!
by Phil Cohen
Ok, you guys hold up while I grab a Budweiser.
Isn't this just a Spaceballs ripoff? I mean, look at my hat, for cryin' out loud! I look like freakin' Dark Helmet here!
No, I think I'll go with the blue suit.
by Stace Decker
"I need five kilos of ungranulated Cuban sugar, and I need it now!"
Panaka: Hey! Look! I can go in circles and these guys still follow me!!
by General Jar Jar Binks
This outfit is just terrible I'm going to my trailer
by Chad Inmon
MACHOO MACHOO MAN. I GOTTA BE... A MAHCHOOO MAN!
by Jody P.
"Well boys looks like stupid hat day is a big success!!!"
by Peter Gerardis
Naboo City? Sir, I'm sorry, but you have actually stumbled upon the Suite De Ritz Hotel, 5th Avenue. Uh...may I take your luggage?
Thats not a lightsaber THIS is a lightsaber
Now where is that Smeg Head Rimmer
by Peter Ferguson
Ok Ok calm down now...who else here borrowed their costume from "The Fifth Element"?
by Exar Kun
O.K. men! Prepare to shop 'till you drop!
by Greg Baird
don't point that thing at me it might go off
by Lord Raa
The "Fashion" police at work.
Stop, the chihuahua could be anywhere....guard the Mexican food well.....
by Zack Pasi
"What was my line again"
"Left, right...no, right, left, left..ahh!"
Ok men, we are the elite of Naboo's defense. Unfortunately, this is a battle I do not think that we can win, so let's run away while we can. Everybody to your ships!
by Panaka's Panacea
Can I have your drivers license and registration?
by Mr. No Name
"Hi, dont mind me Im just the oboe player in the imperial Empire's Marching band. Oh by the way, is this my spot?"
by Sara Manns
Guard: "Psst, hey buddy. You need Phantom Menace tickets? $20.00 each".
by Tover S
That guy looks like the Emperor, no wait it couldn't be, he doesn't appear until Episode 5, it's just good old Senator Palpatine
by General AM
Billy Jean is not my girl
Captain Panaka rushes off to battle while his "faithful" lieutenant, Iago, looks on, secretly plotting his downfall.
by Mike Heidenberg
"Okay guys,I heard there's some battle droids coming,but they are not visable becuase they will be added in during post-production. Let's go!
by Dan Longcore
Wait a minute.... Wrong set! Youre supposed to be over there with the other "Stargate Extra's!"
by Jon Leonard
Look, if you really want tickets to Phantom Menace I'll sell for $100. Just don't tell the guy behind me because I offered them to him for $150.
No, I don't have dredlocks under this cap, and know I've never been on Red Dwarf, you're fired.
by James cook
(I can't stand this hat)......STOP LOOKING AT ME !!!!
by John Blanton
The next one to call me M. Bison gets my foot up their bottom..Dark lord or not!!
by The BOB
You heard her, find the queens pretzels.
Oh Man! I didn't know you needed ID to see the Phantom Menace sneak preveiw...Doesn't anybody know who I am?
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