Star Wars Captioning #44
After the overwhelming success of the Star Wars Christmas Special,
George Lucas authorized the filming of an Easter Special.
Hey look, it's Godfather Smurf! "Never Smurf against the family,
by Repo Man
The problem with eating JarJar is your hungry 30 minutes later.
by Erik Osbeck
DROID: Sir, I regret to inform you that the weight limit on this
platform is 500 lbs, therefore you have been voted out of the Senate
due to safety concerns for those below you.
Unfortunately, Weird Al's crossover between "Fat" and "The Saga
Begins" was a horrible flop, causing his career to come to a frightening
by Kevin "Uncle Kettch" Ray
I need a super sized Big Wampa Value meal with a super sized beer
I am bigger than you, I am higher in the food chain. Get in my
Marlon Brando prepares for his cameo in "Episode II".
by Admiral Akbar & Jeff
Papa Smurf at the ripe old age of FAT!
by Manakin Jaywalker
"Does this blouse make me look fat?" "Uh.... well....."
First Jabba, then this guy...all the fat guys get the chicks.
by darth pukus
"Every time I go to movies I have to sit behind THIS guy!"
by Chad Evans
One of these things is not like the others ...
by Darth Sethor
Bib Foruna thinks Coruscant's new Laugh-In is "Veddy Interesting."
by Randall Flagg
"Good morning, Angels." "Good morning, Charlie!"
You do somewhat resemble Eeyore, sir.
Bib Fortuna's 'Dumbo' joke didn't go down very well with Jabba's
by Ernie Fosselius
Like Elvis, Dumbo also died on the toilet in a big nappy
by Harold Bishop
"Maybe George won't notice the bloated Twi'lek. He didn't notice
the shoe in the asteroid field."
by Swin Agen ( Harry Pitts )
"Be very,very quiet. I'm hunting vunny vabbits...!"
The AA meeting of the future...
by Dark Lord
Why does everyone think I am that guy in "Spawn"???
by Empress Palpatine
"I'll make that Jedi an offer he can't refuse."
by david low
It's not over till the fat...thing sings.
Ed McMahon is cast as Chancellor Papltine's side kick, every time
he makes a witty remark Ed comes back with a belly laugh and a "You
are Correct Sir!"
Lucasfilm's tribute to the car scene in Wayne's World is well under
Get me a Twinkie, stat!!!
by Someone set us up the Vong...
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
by Kelley F.
At the Fortuna family reunion, Bib is brooding over his girlfriend
falling for fat old Uncle Mort.
I'm not fat I'm pleasently plump. That's what Oprah said!
After Mel Blanc died, Bugs Bunny let himself go...
by Gary Thornburg
I bet it's Christine who gets voted off next!
by Neno Tutsar
Hey, the Phantom Edit IS better!!
by Asthmatic Tusken Raider
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsy-Roll
by Pineapple Jedi
"Ford! What's this fish doing in my ear!?"
by Sir Douglas Adams
3P0 and the Amazing Technicolor Twi'leks!
by Brian Larson
Stupid Senator Tedian Kennediar from Massachusetooine and his filabuster
by Darth Insidious
In attempt to help Ewan McGregor feel more comfortable on the set,
Director Baz Luhermann puts a more Star Wars-ian spin on Moulin
by Scarf Vader
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