A message from Chris Hanel
Ahmed Best finally gets some attention without CGI. What kind of attention that is, well, that's your call.

Here we see the dude from Police Academy making noises as if the lightsaber was really on.
by Jedi Duritz

See? See? It won't lite up no matter WHAT I do!!! DAMN YOU LUCAS AND ALL YOUR COPYRIGHTS!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
by Jedi Master Rob

"What's a Nubian?" "Shut up!"
by attackrat

a scene from the upcoming WB mini-series "Mace: The Early Years"
by attackrat

"Now, did he say 'Hit the nose', or 'Chop it up'?"
by Teh Doode

"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, foo?" "Ahmed, that's the wrong line."
by Teh Doode

"Now one of the most important things about learning to use a lightsaber is--NEVER get it confused with your electric toothbrush!"
by Mark Vaughan

A black jedi!? *think blazeing saddles if you're offended.
by Trev

[Looking into mirror] "Okay, that's the last time I cut my own hair with one of THESE!!"
by Ajent Orenj

and TF.N Humor crashes due to captions about TF.N Humor crashing due to captions wherein TF.N Humor crashes as a result of the sheer weight of captions pertaining to the crashing of....... never mind.
by Ajent Orenj

Man, those guys with the squeegees are really getting aggressive!
by El Mariachi

YO! WASSUP! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU WITH THIS... Wooden... lightsaber...
by Gamingboy

"That's RIGHT! I have in my hands a real lightsaber used in Episode....wait a minute, who gave me that stupid spear thing from Mummy Returns?!?!"
by Darth Pancreas

Ah! Goose!
by Raspberrybeard the Pirate (Alright. It doesn't make sense, it never does, but i posted it. STOP SENDING IT. -Ed)

George has really gotten desperate to enforce this pay-per-exclusive-content thing, isn't he?
by Jedi Master Lou

Ahmed Best with a lightsaber?!? *curls up in a ball and cries in a corner*
by ChrisZ

Here we see Ahmed Best doing his impersonation of Steven Tyler, but the lightsaber prop is a bad substitute for the streamers usually Why is Star Wars Gangsta Rap stuck in my head right now?
by SirNi

REUTERS: 'Actor' Ahmed Best disappeared today, last seen fending off a mob of angry nerds with a metal lightsabre.
by Keith

I don't see "Bad Muther F******" on that light saber, reach into the bag for another one.
by Darth Foo

I wonder if I can get a pull my finger gag out of this one.
by LukeAnaSkywalker

Report from the set of Episode III: Lucasfilm hopes that audiences won't notice the recasting of Anakin.
by Purplefacedmonkey

Hey! It's that episode of Sliders where the went to that one dimension where Ahmed Best played Darth Maul, and Jar-Jar didn't suck so much. Good episode.
by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli

"Yeah, I'm on the chess team, I play Dungeons and Dragons, and I love Star Wars. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!?!?"
by Ajent Orenj

What the...? How did we go from Prince Charles to this? Bring back Taun We!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Ahmed Best really wanted the part of Ru B Rhod in the 5th Element. "Say something to 50 billion pair of ears out there, D-man!"
by Jen

I think Jar Jar needs to spend a little less time at the Bar Bar.
by grob

PULL MY FINGER!!!! OVERLOAD THE SERVER!!! DIE, TFN, DIE!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1
by AJP Darth_Lucky

Chris Rock is the new sith lord?
by RU ARTOO?

The guy twirls the prop around like a pro. Harrison Ford shoots him.
by Deek

What do you MEAN I wasn't invited to George's wedding!? (see last captioning)
by Rurouni Jedi

DON'T you NEVER touch a black man's lightsaber!!!
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967