Even Vader's *Toilet* was intimidating ...
by Nick

Even the Sith think best on the can.
by BizRodian

"Master? I think I'm shrinking..."
by Saber

The pentinent man kneels before God....the pentinent man kneels before God....hmmmmm...KNEEL!! swish swish
by

Hey! Anyone out there? I need some toilet paper!
by Brian Hardin II

"I've got the best seat in the house for 'Jedis On Ice'."
by Jim Clancy

HUH?!?! AHHHHH!!!! Super glue!!!! I'll get you for this Ozzel!!! *yank yank* The force is strong with this one!!!
by Patrick White

You gave the TinMan a Heart, ScareCrow a Brain, the Lion got Courage, and you sent Dorothy home!! All I want is a double-bladed lightsaber like Maul. Please??!!
by Keiran H

Help! I've been robbed!
by

"Mork calling Orsen. Come in Orsen."
by Rob Roy

Comm officer: "Incoming message from the giant head."
by Bob Linehan

"Please deposit 25 credits to complete this call. Thank you."
by Grandma Tarkin

Hello, God? Are you there? It's me, Darth...
by Chris Gruber

i must talk to my interior decorator about this.
by alyha noejie

Yes, My Master, he will join us or die! Huh? Oh, uh, yes, Master, I promise to clean the holograph chamber once I'm through with it. What? Awwww, you mean right now? That sucks!!!
by Michael McKinley

Pay no attention to the Dark Jedi behind the bulkhead!!!
by HaHaRich!

Above: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, practices his catcher's squat for the Imperial Navy's Intergalactic Baseball Squad
by Matt Adams

"I don't understand it, why don't the ladies ever call me?"
by Jedi Wing

"Revealed at last: a long-lost picture of Warwick "Ewok" Davis auditioning for the role of Darth Vader."
by Charles S. Lewis III

A few seconds after the Taco Bell chihuahua's holo-image disappears, Darth Vader is STILL completely stunned. "How could you, George? How could you???" keeps running through Vader's mind.
by Michael R.

"Its the Circle Of Life........"
by ANDnonymous

"Gee, the floors look great!"
by mst_jedi@hotmail.com

Emperor (watching on view screen): Hehehe! Mr. Miagi was right. A simple command like 'Wax on, wax off' will keep him busy for hours!"
by Alphie

"...and that's how action figure stands were invented."
by The Random Ranger

(high toned beep) "We're sorry. You're call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again."
by Clint Schroeder

Remember to keep your Vader on a coaster
by Andrew Coe

"Energize."
by Mark Goodnight

Now where'd that contact lens go...
by mandalorian42

Mom, how many times do I have to tell you don't call me at work!!!!1
by XWING81485@aol.com

Dorf On The Dark Side
by Xyphus of Earth

i swear i parked it here
by danny foreman

I'm sorry, but the Emperor is busy at the moment. If you will leave your name and the time you called, the Emperor will be happy to destroy you.
by Jaina Solo

"Yes!!!!" sigh....."I will except the charges.."
by Sheldon N . Lee

I HATE call waiting...
by Robert Tyrrell

As hundreds of uncreative fans across the net began typing lame toilet captions, they felt a strange choking sensation...
by Bill Langston

Hmmmm...door number 1...or door number 3....come on dinette set!
by Justin Poirier

So.... I'm susposed to see a 3-d dinosaur or something.... I've been staring at it for an hour.
by Mark Jackman

I shoulda Bought a MAC!
by Force of Mac

"98...99...100....Ready or not, here I come!!"
by Ripp

Hello? Wizard? I got the witch's broomstick like you said...Helllooo?
by khm99

They forgot to replace the toilet paper! Someone will pay for this.
by Christopher M. Coulter

I hope I'm Y2K compliant...
by Annabel Lee

"Thank you, Thank you, You've been a great audience... no, no, no, that's not it. Hmmmm. Maybe with more enthusiasm... THANK YOU, THANK YOU......."
by Big Mac 77