Star Wars Captioning #43
"Mr Bibble, would you like to cut the cord?"
by Jason R
"Whoa...the zero gravity really gives this 'water pipe' a kick!"
by Tim Piper
Doofy from 'Scary Movie' now has a job working for Lucasfilm...
by Tiene Leche
"Hey, are you guys sure this is 'just' oxygen....I'm feeling
a little funny..."
by ~Becky~ firstname.lastname@example.org
Guys in background:"Chug Chug Chug Chug Chug.................."
"Man! This is some killer bong, no wonder my eyes are so red!"
"This oral liposuction really works, I just lost 50 pounds!!!"
by jar jar vince
As punishment, the Trade Federation leader was assigned as a exaust
vent for the Gungan city on naboo.
The extent of Silas Carson's addiction to oxygen was not known
until he began "inhaling" on-set.
"Pulled over again! I hate these breathalizer tests."
by Manakin Jaywalker
The crew were not impressed by Nute Gunray's Elvis impression.
by Qui Gonn Pim
During the occupation, Sio Bibble became convinced that Gunray
was mocking his beard.
by Emperor Palpatim
Karaoke night at the Trade Federation...
There were worse places for Gunray to put the vacuum cleaner...
by Mark Lord Of The Sith
Call this a slinky?!
by Ernie Fosselius
A Neimoidian attempts to steal fuel on the set using the age old
Little did the Naboo know that Nute Gunray's true weakness was
his addiction to REALLY long cigarettes.
"That's it sir..... just blow into the breathalizer" "But I haven't
*hic* been dri- *hic*..... dri-*hic*...... drinking! *hic hic*"
*insert Cheech & Chong joke here*
by Exar Kun
Coruscant newest wrinkle solution...The Skin Sucker Vacuum!
Nute tries to find out why the water isn't coming out of the hose.
You can guess whats going to happen next.
by Ado Tain
Little did the alien know that the hose had lost pressure because
the bald man was holding it shut. Suddenly...
Behold the mighty Hookah of the Trade Federation. Now you understand
how our eyes got this way.
"I do this for medicinal purpose."
by Zan Zanzaa
Shortly before the fall of The Republic, the planet Naboo was the
center of all opium cultivation.
by Darth Harem
This "Easy Breathing Kit" was later blown up along with the Trade
Federation Ship, leaving Vader to curse himself in the future...
With the communications disruption on Naboo, the Viceroy had to
resort to the ancient "paper cup and string phone" method of communication.
Upon seeing the now-infamous "Jedi Bong" scene, George Lucas began
to regret casting Cheech and Chong in Episode 2.
by Repo Man
"You smokum peace pipe with me Jedi?"
by Bria Pallen
"Shouldn't there be an easier way to drink blue milk?"
by Swin Agen ( Harry Pitts )
Is this ....Leeeegal?
The only real way to drink Mountain Dew.
by Koo Koo Ka Joob
Next on Behind the Music: The Nute Gunray Story......how Nute's
drug problems started his downfall.
"Engine room -- we need full power now, Scottie!"
"Mork calling Orsen, come in Orsen!"
by Tony Lee
Please welcome our next act, the Amazing Bibble!
by Darth Sethor
Nute was almost overcome by the noxious fumes from the smelly Teamsters
by Matt Stevenson
"We've secretly replaced the Viceroy's regular cool air pump with
a brand new, seven-horsepower industrial vacuum from Oreck. Will
he notice the difference when he switches it on? Let's watch:"
by Jeff Robb
Exclusive: The Viceroy declares war on Disney by starting a fight
by DJ Darth
It took them years, but they finally made a picture that was assured
of generating endless bong jokes.
Trade Federation tries out Naboo's chief cash crop
While vacuming, Nute accidently sucked up the keys to the droid
control ship.Now he can't invade Courascant like he did Naboo
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