TIME has posted their review, too. Again, we strongly encourage people to avoid these reviews. I figured we'd just note it was up so we don't get flooded with e-mail. Thanks to Kelyne for the alert.
UPDATE - Just to cheer us up, Francis Cloran pointed us to TIME magazine's review of TITANIC which set box office records and swept the Oscars. If TIME's negativity is proportional to the film's success, then we should be OK. :)