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Top 46 suggestion by guest editor Cirrocco
Submissions edited by guest editor Cirrocco, who thought your entries were SO brilliant, there are three lists this week.

1. A list of good pick-up lines
   by The Curser (in every sense of the word)

2. Toothpick
   by Prawnee

3. Hidden Spice compartment.
   by Dante

4. Tie Fighter remote unlock/start button
   by Darth Fastidious

5. Floss dispenser
   by Darth Fastidious

6. The "Any" key.
   by Jar Jar Bites

7. a cute little pink purse with red hearts a unicorn to hold his lip stick, hair brush and phone numbers of cute stormtroopers
   by not important

8. Mr. Radar. And Mr. Coffee, for those who like coffee when they watch radar.
   by Vinny

9. Techno music/ lasers/ fog machine button.
   by Spaiecheee

10. Spam filter for holo-net messages
    by Opie-Wan

11. Mobile phone holder/clip
    by Sifu

12. Eject.
    by Darth Vegas

13. one of those fake clown flowers that shoot water at you.....it really gets in the way of the Emperor's lightning
    by Robing_the_squeeker

14. new helmet with beer can on the sides
    by Darth Nerdeuss

15. An inspirational 'Word Of The Day' Calendar for his desktop.
    by Striker Jacen

16. A rear-view mirror
    by Striker Jacen

17. Atari 2600
    by rinoz

18. Muffler
    by ACE

19. anti TFN humor editor weapons
    by za0

20. The Elixir of Life.
    by Wilson

21. ummm .... a ... meat tenderizer?
    by igotsnothing

22. The Ability to conjure up the missing data. Or clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's hidden base.
    by Trobon

23. a 'have a nice day' button, complete with smiley face
    by Brian

24. Death Star door opener / car starter
    by Walter Danek

25. hot-wire kit
    by Galaleio

26. cheese grater, malted whiskey bottle, a spoon, tomato ketchup, a tie (A la Dark Helmet)
    by

27. It slices! it Dices! it juliennes fries!
    by Rogue_0009

28. the ability to get entries for top 46 lists posted
    by Rogue_0009

29. Driver's side airbags
    by VimSregor

30. unfoldable one-man-band set, complete with guitar, harmonica and back-mounted drum. in case the emperor ever gets bored
    by GOU

31. The 'Nice Guy Mode' Button
    by ZeeDeveel

32. Bluetooth technology. Notice how his teeth were all white.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

33. Action figure carry-case
    by Finbarr Doyle

34. ID card lanyard for access to the Death Star executive floors
    by Darth Hammer

35. A nice capri pant option
    by Halo10101

36. A surge protector!
    by Jedilawstudent

37. Fishing pole
    by Jon

38. Something that can alter time, speed up the harvest, and teleport me off this rock.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

39. Official Toshi Station power converters.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

40. So when will the crockpot be installed?
    by Queen Cathradala

41. Super secret teddy bear for those lonely nights out in space
    by Darth Rob

42. "My Favorite Horsie" pink and lime waterproof timepiece that plays a jingle every hour. The producers said it wasn't "angsty" enough.
    by Shada

43. spring-loaded boxing glove
    by Konbu Wavebreaker

44. Soda dispenser, turn signals, and a 'don't panic' button.
    by Rurouni Jedi

45. Spaceballs the Flame Thrower
    by Dark Helmet

46. A small thermal exhaust port right below the main port
    by General Deadmeat

and here's another four ...
47. rhinestones
    by sifubevan

48. Cookie dough mixer attachments for the artificial hands.
    by Keralys

49. The feature that automatically sounds off bells, lights, and whistles whenever someone says the word of the day
    by Dark Helmet

50. Interocitor
    by Ne Quis