"You see, when you meet him, its not advisable to say like: 'Maybe it's time to check up on your asthma, My Lord...' or something you know... Oh, and you shouldn't touch the red button on his chest and all..." - Victo Lima

"Droids? I don't see any droids. As a matter a fact I can't see anything through this here helmet." - Eric Jordan

"And so I say to the guy... take my wife.. please!"

"I'd like you all to meet Ishy, my invisible Pal. Say Hello Ishy.. (squeaky stormtrooper voice) Hello Ishy"

-Amara

"Hey, old man, could you give me some soap? My uniform is all dirty!"

"Those droids are for sale? Great, you've got a deal! (and Luke makes a major DOH!)"

"Hey, the audience, better be prepared to see a CG Special Edition shot appearing right there!"

"Nice glove, huh! And I can do tricks with it. Like 'I find your lack of faith disturbing'..."

"You know, as a matter of fact, I made so big an impression on the LucasArts producers that they decided to clone me and throw me virtually everywhere in their Jedi Knight game!"

"Don't bother to mind-trick me, old man. I'm just a stormtrooper. You could just pass by. I couldn't even shoot you at this distance without missing you."

"Hey, you're Luke Slywalker! I know your father, you know. Cool looking guy, but you don't want to step on his big toe... (George Lucas appears on the set: "You're fired!") What? What did I do?"

"Stop! Oh... it's you. Spare me the humiliation and move along right away, ok?"

- Sylvain Ouellette

"I like being a stormtrooper... I like making life for these piddling peasents miserable - aw, heck, we ALL do... but for me, it just goes way, way beyond all that." - Luke Simmons

"Hey, it wasn't my fault that Jedi mind trick worked!" - Elana Yudman

"Thank you all for participating in Tatooine Tours. Now if you'll follow me, we'll depart for our last stop of the tour...the Death Star." - Keith Abbott

"Hey, isn't there supposed to be a little floaty droid coming by about right now?" - Dan Longcore

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." - Joanna Boese

"Take this modular beauty, for example. Spacious, decored in post-modern sandstone finish, comes with very own moisture evaporator and double-docking bays. Perfect for a Rodian couple starting out, or an entire clan of Jawas..." - Joey Leniski

"Wheres the beef?" - Karl Uebergang

"Ok, kids. Now watch carefully! Nothing up my sleeve..." - Cliff Kasie