"You take that back! Star Trek is NOT better than Star Wars!" -DaveS445@aol.com

"I swear, if you make ONE more remark about my nose........" -Cliff Kasie

"This is diet?" -levine33@sprynet.com

"I'll shoot if you don't tell me where all of those pipes go!" -wopayne@swbell.net

"You dirty rat... you dirty rat!" -Streen Bean

"We no need no stinkin' Wookie!" -jamesbarry@hotmail.com

"Is that a lightsaber in your pants or are you just happy to see me???" -Swang@merrimack.edu

"Hey, aren't you that guy from The Bridge on the River Kwai? I hate Bridge on the River Kwai!!!" -JLSAMURAI@aol.com