This story is factual. Factual in the sense that it did really happen, but inside a computer where things really don't happen are instead simulated and processed.

So, my friend decided that he was done with Galaxies. He gave me all his worldly possesions and I asked him if he wanted to do anything before he logged out for good. He mentioned that he had always wanted to visit all the planets. So we loaded up and set out. One of those planets was of course Endor. I happened to know the location of an Ewok village there, so we set out for the trek.

Well that trek went by fast didn't it. We were very close and even started to start seeing Ewoks. Those buggers are strong! They're like 5K HAM! No wonder a small army of them took out AT-ST's!

And then, out of the mist came the village. It looks kind of tiny, but it's actually kind of large, if not very elaborate.

There are even baby ewoks! And you can go up ramps into the village. Which turned out to be a bad idea as you'll see earlier.

So as I walked around I decided at some point to go back to the bottom. So I start heading down a ramp... and get stuck. I can't go down it. So i head up and try another. Same thing. Same thing wil ALL of them. So what's the only thing to do here? You guessed it. We had to attack the ewoks and get killed.