Ewoks keep falling on my head (To: "Raindrops keep falling on my head")
Parody lyrics copyright 1997 by Steven Cavanagh
 (As sung by a late stormtrooper of the Endor legion)
Episode: VI
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Ewoks keep falling on my head
"A small force of rebel scum has landed here" they said!
gonna have a fit!
Those Ewoks keep falling on my head
They keep falling
 
So I'll just pull out my old Stormtrooper gun
and show all these furballs how the Empire gets things done!
Killing is my job!
Those Ewoks keep falling on my head
They keep falling
 
But there's one thing I know
These cute things, so appealing
will die squealing
before too long, it's
Ewok guts up to the ceiling!
 
Ewoks keep falling on my head
And two of the buggers come for each one that's shot dead!
Dyin's not for me!
But my guys are gonna stop the big shield from failin'
Just wait and see...
Here's an AT-ST...
 
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