Rebel Scum(To: SoundGarden's "Black Hole Sun")

Parody Lyrics copyright 2001 by Steven Cavanagh.
Date: Jan 2001
Episode: VI
Notes: As Sung by Moff JerJerrod

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In the skies
In the stars
Incomplete,
but fully armed
Hides the second
Death Star
It's the Empire's
hidden base

They will all
be here soon
at the sanctuary moon
Shoot the green
fire stream
And they all will
be erased

Rebel scum
Won't you come
I'll blow you all away
Rebel scum
Won't you come
Won't you come

We're all here
for the kill
pretty soon, I'll fire at will
All the fleet's
here, but still
the honour will be mine today
It's my show
I'm the Moff
but the Emperor's the boss
made us build
this because
there's no dumb designer's flaw

Rebel scum
Won't you come
I'll blow you all away
Rebel scum
Won't you come
Won't you come

Rebel scum
Won't you come
I'll blow you all away
Rebel scum
Won't you come
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)

(guitar solo)

Our main gun
is concealed
and they'll never take the shield

Rebel scum
Won't you come
I'll blow you all away
Rebel scum
Won't you come
Won't you come
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)
Won't you come
Won't you come