Scream  (To: Michael Jackson's "Scream")
Parody Lyrics copyright 1996 by Steven Cavanagh
 (Duet with Han and Vader, on cloud city)
Episode: V

Notes: If you aren't a Michael Jackson fan, don't even try to figure out this one.
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HAN:   Flew here in the Falcon
            No permit to land
            Got captured by Vader
            Shot him in the hand
            They took me for torture
            Tied me to this rack
            A really bad posture
            It's bad for my back.
 
VADER: This Rebel is screaming
            A beautiful sight
            He thinks this is awful,
            soon he'll be in carbonite.
            I'd ask him some questions but
            there's really no point
            I'm after Skywalker, and
            Han will get him to this joint
 
HAN:    These two stormtroopers, well they
            make me wanna scream
            They pumped me full of drugs
            I think this is a dream.
 
VADER: This is more fun than even
            those two captain guys
 
HAN:   Somebody please have mercy
            'cause I just can't take it
            Stop torturin' me
            Just stop torturin' me
            Stop torturin' me
            Make me wanna scream
            Stop torturin' me
            Just stop torturin' me
            Stop torturin' me
            Makes me just wanna scream
 
            This funny electrode
            It tickles my cheek
            I'd like to knock Lando
            Fair into next week.
 
VADER: I'm changin' the voltage
            I'm liking this game
            If it goes much longer
            I think I might blow his brain
 
HAN:   Electrocution, don't it
            Make you wanna scream
            With little pointy bits
            and heated ion stream
 
VADER: I'm bringin' Luke to me
            He'll join us or he'll die
 
HAN:   Oh Vader, please have mercy
            'cause I just can't take it
            Stop torturin' me
            Just stop torturin' me
            Stop torturin' me
            Make me wanna scream
            Stop torturin' me
            Just stop torturin' me
            Stop @#$!!in with me
            Makes me just wanna scream
 
VADER: By the Force, can't believe what I felt
            While I was meditating, just hating
            I felt a disturbance
            within the insurgence
            within the insurgence
 
(Spoken Overlay)
      "My friends are in trouble. I gotta help them!".
      "You must-not-go!"
      "But Han and Leia will die if I don't!"
      "You don't know that. Not even Yoda can see their fate"
      ...
      "Artoo? Fire up the converters."
 
HAN:   Electrocution, don't it
       Make you wanna scream...
       (repeat chorus).