Top Ten ways Star Wars beats the X-Files
(Author Unknown, sent by Gerthein Boersma)
10) Boba Fett would not have made the mistake of killing Scully's sister.
9) When Fox Mulder has a problem with the government, he breaks into an
abandoned facility. When the Rebels get mad, they load into the X-Wings
and blow stuff up!!!
8) Leia looks better in a bikini.
7) Luke and Han take on entire platoons of stormtroopers by themselves.
Mulder gets his butt kicked by the flukeman.
6)When Han needs help, he turns to the smooth Billy Dee Williams.
When Mulder needs help, he turns to three computer geeks from a Star Trek
5) One word: Ewoks.
4) Cigarette Man smokes cigarettes to look mean. Darth Vader knows
cigarettes don't make one mean. Blowing up planets does.
3) Vader also doesn't need cigarettes to have a breathing problem.
2) Everyone knows that the only reason Mulder and Scully use those really
bright flashlights is for the lightsaber effect they get in the dark.
And the number one reason Star Wars beats the X-Files:
1) Deep Throat gets shot, and that's the last you see of him. Obi-Wan gets
vaporized by a lightsaber, and not only still shows up for the rest of that
movie, but comes back for 2 sequels.