13. Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next Generation" kisses our Jedi [shiny hinies - eds.].

12. Just Hand Over the Wallet, and Nobody Gets Hurt

11. Springtime for Vader

10. Episode I: Mr. Lucas Wants A Bigger Boat

9. Obi Wan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Obi Wan.

8. Your turn, Steven.

7. The Toys-R-Us Christmas '99 Catalog

6. Boba Fett's Not In It So Don't Even Ask, Fanboy

5. Titanic *THIS*, Jim Cameron!

4. Star Wars I (Harrison Ford Not Included)

3. Star Wars: Yoda Man! No, Yoda Man!

2. There's Something About Money

and Top5's Number 1 Better Title for the New "Star Wars" Movie...

1. Come To Papa, You Geeks