"I sense your keys are on
the table, under the magazines"
by Walter Danek
7. The power to give people ice cream headaches at will. those
things hurt like a b****.
by Mango Fett
6. The ability for Stormtroopers to shoot straight.
5. One word: Wedgie.
4. The power of Grayskull!
by Keith (anyone remember that show?)
3. The ability to use the force to sence THE MOST EVIL BEING TO EVER
EXIST even when he's STANDING NO MORE THEN 10 FEET AWAY FROM HALF
THE ENTIRE JEDI COUNSEL!!!
2. Common among Dell Jedi, the force mind trick to persuade our
bosses that we are actually working.
by Jedimaster Lou
(I knew you guys were slacking.... -Editor/Gateway Employee)
1. Force Plot
10. "Messier passes the puck to Dvorak... back to Messier... he
shoots... And the puck has stopped in Mid-Air... Great save by Vader."
by Stryder, The New York Ranger
9. Behold the power of cheese!
8. Whoa! I know Kung Fu!
7. Force I-Don't-Need-No-Friggin'-Toilet
6. Force overclock pentium
by Darth Limbaugh
5. The rare ability to make flannel fashioniable
4. the unusual "getting another movie role after being a jedi"
3. the ability to make somebody else reach out and squeeze their
fingers together simply by choking to death in front of them.
2. Jedi Card Trick
by Kobina Yankah
1. The Force ability to do taxes correctly and on time.
by The Jedi Master of BBQ's Daughter