Things Overheard At The Jedi Temple New Years Eve Party
by the readers of TheForce.Net

10. "I didn't make the Holocron compliant!"
by Tim Piper

9. "These Ewoks in a blanket are mighty tastey."
by Obi-Who

8. "You know, Yaddle doesn't look that bad for a 477 year old."
by Obi-Kaufman

7. "Hey! Who spiked the gimmer stick?"
by Fiendish Cow

6. Yoda singing " Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999..."
by The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

5. "Hey, let's wait for Plo Koon to pass out then take off his mask. We'll use Amidala's make-up kit on him!"
by Gua-Pa Botom

4. "Oh no, that mind trick won't work on me, that's MY Sullustan Ale."
by HPS00

3. "Hey!?! Who invited the Sith Lord!?!"
by Jedi Master Haffner

2. "What? Meesa not on the Guest List?"
by DarthJon64

1. "If Qui-Gon sings one more Irish drinking song, I'm using my lightsaber."
by Darth Tanian

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10. "Sid E. Yus, party of two, your table is...Awww *@#%$"
by Anonymous

9. "That robe makes Yoda look fat"
by Owen (not a handle my actual name)

8. 5..4..3..2..1..HAPPY NEW YE.....wait a minute which planetary time are we using ?
by Count Tyrannus

7. "Guess what I got for Christmas...Another Stinkin' Jedi Robe!!!"
by Servo29

6. "PSST! Hey! Where'dja put that thermal detonator?"
by Jedi Master Rob

5. "This is all your fault Mace, if you hadn't gotten so drunk last year, none of the female Jedi here would be wearing JEANS!"
by Lord Strife

4. "Hey, Mace Windu, Yoda and Obi-Wan are drunk and singing 'I will Survive' karaoke style while dancing in the punchbowl."
by Mageeia, Dark Lady of the Sith

3. "Hey, let's play lightsabre limbo!"
by Yoda's Pizza Delivery Person

2. "Well, Ki-Adi-Mundi is drunk again--he's wearing three lamp shades on his head!"
by sullijo

1. "Lets see how many lightsabers you can juggle."
by Fwiffo the Great

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10. "Boy, Master Skywalker sure is a mean drunk."
by Jedi_Hood

9. "Get we will, PlayStation 2 this year."
by http://fan.starwars.com/xtremestarwars

8. "Ya know.. if I wasn't so drunk, I am sure I could remember what Chancellor Palpatine said about himself, a black robe, and the Dark Side."
by Kelther Topom

7. "Uh oh, Anakin got into the liquor cabinet again. Quick, someone get the ysalamiri!"
by Nate F.

6. "I sense much fear in you...have some more eggnog."
by darth doofus

5. "Okay, who let Master Yoda do cooking for the party?"
by Travian 4. "Tonight we're gonna party like it 4056...or is it 3498...somebody get me a calendar!
by Johnny Nickel

3. " Well that concludes another year that we can say we are better than Star Trek."
by Cheeseman

2. "It's so crowded in here with all these darned spirits of dead Jedi."
by Auriellis

1. Hey, let's play lightsabre limbo!
by Yoda's Pizza Delivery Person

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10. "Master Yoda sure does look sexy in those biker shorts!"
by Nadja Cheiron

9. Nerf Burgers! Get 'em while they're hot!
by Dan Reyes

8. "When 900 years old you reach, break dance as good you will not."
by Coconut Boy

7. "Hey, I fought a Sith Lord once. Wanna see my scar?"
by Jedi Gribble

6. "We may as well live it up now since we all get wiped out in Episode 3"
by jedi_022

5. "Don't let it fool you. I hear that half that guy is CGI."
by Darth Nader

4. " Is getting drunk against the Jedi Code???"
by Josh Torrey

3. "I thought YOU were supposed to bring the midiclorian dip!"
by Jeff Lundin

2. "The punch is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you?"
by Bobo Fett

1. "Hey, that's not the toilet, that's my R2 unit!"
by Darth Nader

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10. "5, 4, 3, 2" Qui Gon waves his hand... "5, 4, 3, 2" Qui Gon waves his hand again "5, 4, 3, 2" Endless hours of fun!
by Fabi-Wan-Kenobi

9. "Those fools at TFN!! They're so gullible! Never in a million years will they guess that we really are having Leo play Anakin!!! Hehehe..."
by ThE PsYcHoTiC PrAiRiE DoG

8. "Lets defect to the Dark side, I hear Darth Vader throws better parties"
by Wagman

7. "Friends don't let friends fly drunk through hyperspace."
by Rebel Against the Clinton Empire

6. Yoda to Dick Clark: "When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not."
by Captain EO

5. " I find your lack of pants disturbing."
by David Shapiro

4. Look down everybody! Yoda's streaking!
by Jade's Fire2003

3. "Dude, where's my landspeeder?"
by Gonff the Jedi Mousethief

2. "Wow! Your watching the DragonBall Z Marathon too!?"
by Araviah

1. "Okay, who spiked the blue milk??"
by Daniel Horton