Top Ten Rejected Star Wars Novels
by the readers of TheForce.Net

10.An "In depth" book about Luke going through puberty. ( And we thought he was whiny now.)
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

9.Chicken Soup for the R2 Unit's Soul
by Master Nick

8.The Courtship of C-3P0
by Sreya

7.Fuzzy Wuzzy was an Ysalamiri
by Sreya

6.Yoda's Gurde to Better English
by Big D

5.Han Solo and the Continuity Correction
by Keith

4. Chewie: Resurrection
by Keith

3. Young Jedi Knights: The Dark Side is Fun
by Jedi Adam

2. Gone With the Windu
by Jedi Chance

1. Everything You Never Wanted To Know About The Yuuzhan Vong But Have Been Forced To Find Out
by Keith

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10. The next book sequel to the book prequel to the movie prequel that follows the previous book sequel to the first movie prequel that comes shortly before the prequel to the sequel's prequel.... etc.
by Darth Repetitious

9. Lando Calrissian and the Goblet of Fire
by Conor Edmiston

8. The 2 page novel "Where Money Got Me", by Greedo
by Darth Koopa

7. Sith Powers for Dummies
by The Emporer's Foot

6. "How Jabba got his Groove Back"
by Jet Vega

5. Leia and Mara go Shopping While Han and Luke Carry Their Purchases
by Yub yub

4. Zen and the Art of Speederbike Maintenance
by JediTook

3. The 'Entertaining and good Star Wars tale with interesting characters that fits in perfectly with the movie continuity and won't be obsolete by Episode III' novel.
by AnotherAgentSmith

2. George Lucas and the Giant Pile Of Money
by Keith

1. ....they actually REJECT Star Wars novels?
by Conquistador

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10. The Darth Maul story. Comes in two parts.
by Emperoress Palpatine

9. "I am still finding sand in really strange places - The Anakin Skywalker story"
by Tara - Wan Kenobi

8. The Thumb of Thrawn
by Looke Groundrunner

7. Men Are From Tatooine, Women Are From Naboo
by Darth Where

6. One Flew Over the Dooku's Nest
by Dubya Fett

5. The Old Man and the Dune Sea
by sleepless in selonia

4. The Hitchhikers Guide to a Galaxy Far far Away
by sleepless in selonia

3. Splinter in my Damn Eye
by Lelila

2. Ewoks... The Other White Meat
by Walter Danek

And my absolute favorite submission...

1. Star Wars: Return of the wrath of the revenge of the Jedi in the Dark Empire's shadows from the Mos Eisley Cantina......trilogy. (Also a book on tape, as read by Gilbert Godfried.)
by Blowmi-One-Cannolli