Things To Keep In Mind When Getting A Pet Rancor
by the readers of TheForce.Net<

10. Choke chains are ineffective in training
by Sid Spinmove

9. Always buy the pet door WITHOUT the spikes on the bottom
by Lucky devil

8. Give your rancor only the best -- Purina Rancor Chow!
by Darth Penelope

7. The vet bills: regular plus danger pay!
by Grandeous Mofferoo Tarkie

6. Never to mix up the TV remote with the trap door switch
by jedi adam

5. Never attempt to take something out of his mouth...
by Erik P

4. They're cute to dress up, but it sure is time consuming.
by Darth Tanian

3. Two words. Pooper Scooper
by Masked Avenger

2. Never EVER feed him after midnight
by Rik Danj

1. Just because you name him 'Fluffy' doesn't mean he won't turn around and eat you and your friends
by Varth Dader

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10. You're going to lose a lot of neighbors merely by taking it for a walk
by Matthew Domville

9. Don't bring your slave dancer girlfriend over
by Squid head

8. With all the waste you'll be able to make a fortune in the fertilizer industry
by Halcohol

7. Unless properly housebroken, the Randcor is likely to permanently ruin a lot of furniture
by Sweet Uncle Biggs

6. Neuter?
by Osama bin Bombed

5. Having to keep a constant supply of pork rinds in the house for the crying fat bald guy that now lives with you
by Gideon Eklund

4. Which Vet. will be brave enough to give it its medical shots?
by Obi Von Mando

3. It could get in a fight with your pet Kryat Dragon
by Master Fwiffo

2. Walk your rancor daily in school playgrounds, parks, senior citizen's centers, and other places where it can easily find prey
by Grandma Tarkin

1. DON'T!
by Noman