Top Ten Jobs Palpatine Had Before Becoming Dark Lord of the Sith
by the readers of TheForce.Net
10. Adolescent rap star "Pal-P-Teen"
by JD Casey
9. Dark Intern Of The Sith
by Exar Kun
8. Coaching Girls' Little League (Hey, where do you all think he learned his Dark Side powers?)
by Darth Really Mean Guy
7. portraying Mrs. Snugglypuffs, a sweet rabbit that was butchered and sewn back together on each episode of the children's show Death Cometh To Good People on the Evil Network
by Darth Gonz
6. Selling software under the tutelage of his future master, Darth Gates...
5. Five words: You want fries with that?
3. Huttoria's Secret (Fasion Consutant and Spokemodel)
by Willaim "Dack" Page
2. Manipulative and decietfull game show host of the widely popular "Who wants to be a Supreme Chancellor?"
1. Vanilla Ice
by Salacious Steve