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Ways Padawan Kids Get Out Of Cleaning Their Rooms
by the readers of TheForce.Net

10. "This isn't the room your looking for..."
by Big Clay

9. They build a protocol droid to do it for them.
by Stacy-Wan Kenobi

8. "That room, strong in the Dark Side it is!"
by Grand Moff Stueykins

7. Throw temper tantrums that result in the house floating.
by Darth Bob

6. "But Master, I can't. I...uh...I looked... looked into the future..ya, the future, and uh, I saw that... my room... that the mess...that the mess in the room was still there. It's destined to stay there!"
by Midget_Me

5. ""I swear Master, it's the Dark Side telling you that my room is dirty..."
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

4. "I don't wanna cause theres a Sith under my bed!"
by Suzie Q

3. "Aw! Palpatine doesn't make his adopted son, Maul, clean up his room!"
by Chris Schumacher

2. By hiding inside astromech units.
by Emperor Poppin'fresh

1. "But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
by Kitty


10. "Order, cleanliness, clothes off the floor... a Jedi craves not these things!"
by Cirrocco

9. "But I have to study for the trials..."
by Lady Kara

8. They carbon-freeze it and clean up later.
by Irving Finster

7. This weird kid with a British accent, wearing black robes and glasses came and stole the broom! I swear!"
by Soontide

6. Claims that lifting a pile of laundry with the Force is "impossible!"
by Daniel Glasglow

5. "It's only messy because you ripped me away from my mother before she taught me house keeping skills!"
by Scooter

4. "Cleanliness leads to compulsiveness. Compulsiveness leads to anal-retentiveness, anal-retentiveness leads to psychological disorder. Psychological disorder leads to the Dark Side..."
by Snowdog83

3. Thermal Detonators...you can't clean them if they don't exist
by RogueJedi

2. Make a clone to do it: "it'll get the job done."
by JEDI- MIKE

1. "My midichlorians told me not too!"
by Crimsonboyy

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