10. Being able to belch the Imperial March.
by Craig Chasseur

9. The ability to vote.
by Michael Knight

8. The ability to destroy a planet.....
by Elad 'Ambious Kenobi' Avron

7. the ability to shoot womprats in your T-16 back home.
by YodaGirl

6. The ability to collect pathetic life forms
by Elad 'Ambious Kenobi' Avron

5. Ability to make realistic balloon animals.
by Elyk

4. The ability to recognize shiny gold droids as gods
by The Iguana that Ate Yoda!

3. The ability to win a TFN Top Ten Contest
by Voronwe

2. The ability to find a vauge similarity between a minority group and an Episode I character.
by Darth Tanian

1. The Ability to close the door behind you, doesn't make you intelligent, It means you weren't born in a barn.
by da

10. Being able to quote all of Darth Maul's *and* Boba Fett's lines by heart.
by Chima Webol

9. Handing Un-accomplishable jobs out to your minons, just to be able to choke them for failure
by Walter Danek

8. The ability to make an anti-Jar Jar website.
by Ricky Ansley

7. The ablility to take a bunch of sarcastic comments and put them into a top 10 list
by Darth Ham

6. The ability to get straight A's in every class .... no, wait ...
by Giauque

5. The ablilty to shut me off does-
by C3PO

4. Quoting off all the names of the podracers withough blinking an eye, then forgetting the name of the person you were telling them to. "I'm sorry, I'm not too good with names..."
by Phoenix1138

3. The ability to "hava a bad feeling about something".
by Fabian!

2. Standing on your head in front of Darth Maul yelling, "Darth Sidious sucks!"
by Dart Zader

1. The ability to kill 5 battle droids by stepping on a dead one
by Qui Gon Joe