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1. Making Lucas pay for the Holiday Special
   by Prawnee

2. Spread the freshening power of Tic-Tacs across the galaxy.
   by LukeG

3. To finally figure out life's greatest mysteries. Who is Keyser Soze, figuring out the Colonel secret recipe, and how they get the caramel inside the Caramilk Bar.
   by Darth Mentos

4. To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. And disintegrate them.
   by Jeedai Halcyon

5. A Starbucks on every planet.
   by Joanna

6. To provide the galaxy with homely family cuisine at affordable prices in a slightly nostalgic, but overly annoying atmosphere
   by RogueOne

7. As the galaxy's largest construction outfit, bringing down the Steel Workers' union dental plan became paramount in the fight to lower overhead prior to the redoubling of efforts.
   by the Master Jedi Tailor

8. Secret co-production of Dangeresque 1, 2, & 3
   by DoogieTheHutt

9. Make Mon Mothma kiss Jabba
   by Alhon

10. Make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich
    by sadistic_monkey

11. Replace all plumbing fixtures with new, low-pressure ones.
    by Tabitha

12. Open first intergalactic White Castles
    by SMISH21

13. Trying to resurrect Jimi Hendrix.
    by BACK IN BLACK!!!!!!!!

14. To get all the tea in china
    by darthbrad

15. to actually compete with Microsoft
    by darthbrad

16. win american idol.
    by darthbrad

17. get all the stormtroopers to wash behind their ears.
    by darthbrad

18. make sure the TFN Humor page never gets updated (they seem to be succeeding some days)
    by ryanadc

19. prevent tooth decay
    by ryanadc

20. cause the dissolution of the Federation and destroy all incarnations of the Enterprise
    by ryanadc

21. find me something better to do than post a million lesser-known goals
    by ryanadc

22. create a New York Times Bestselling series of diet books (any fool will buy them)
    by ryanadc

23. Lowering those super-weapon prices by up to 45%
    by SithSpawn

24. Sell Windows to Wookies. Oh, you mean the other Evil Empire...
    by Darth Lairdman

25. find...a shrubbery!
    by Ophelia

26. DON'T SUBMIT ANYTHING!!! LUCAS MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A SIDE PLOT!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!
    by The Curser (in every sense of the word)

27. A better army (they couldn't hit the backside of a rancor if it was doing the chicken dance in their faces. or worse)
    by You don't want to know

28. establishing "Palpatine's players" interpretive dance troupe.
    by doogiethehutt

29. Every Friday- free ice cream day! (Who says they have to be all evil?)
    by Jar Jar Bites

30. The evilest goal of the Empire was to force children to do calculus.
    by hand of yoda

31. To make the prefix "evil" compulsory when referring to the Evil Empire.
    by Kyra

32. To put Darth Vader in front of a bunch of Trekkies and take a picture. Oh, wait, they already did that.
    by Kyra

33. To talk George into making Episodes Seven, Eight, and Nine.
    by Kyra

34. To boldly go where no man has gone before.... wait.
    by Thrax McCracken

35. Make ketchup officially a vegetable.
    by Kashyap2

36. The number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
    by Kilana

37. get lord Vader's pickle jar open
    by rinoz

38. get those star destroyer parking tickets taken care of
    by rinoz

39. oral care plan for the emperor
    by rinoz

40. To capture the Bespin ice cream guy.
    by Danj

41. Make billions on the sale of Tickle-Me-Vader dolls.
    by Darth Diesel

42. Coin collecting.
    by Caffiene Queen

43. Finding the ultimate question of life the universe and everything
    by Rogue_0009

44. There are two kinds of people in the galaxy. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. One of them must be eradicated....
    by BLUE-HARVEST

45. The Good Republic only had 45 Lesser-Known Goals, we have one more. We are better.
    by Ulan.

46. keep the red sox from ever winning the world series again.... oh wait wrong evil empire
    by

47. Round up all the botox in the galaxy for the Emperor's personal stash.
    by computer_geekz