To the mass of Humor submissions that think they're Jedi: Mind tricks don't work on me... only funny.
Okay, so it's lame, but i work here. So nyah.

46. Force push Shuffle Board
by Darth Hapoo

45. Finding out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop
by Walter Danek

44. Working the phone lines for Dionne Warwick's "Psysic Friends"
by Walter Danek

43. that nasty little trick where you put a credit on the floor and as someone goes to pick it up.. you move it with the force
by k@e

42. Conjuring ghosts of former Jedi for party tricks.
by Jedi Sanity Master

41. "Right foot to green, it will now be." "I'll try, Master Yoda, but I'm not sure I can reach it..." "There is no try. Do, or do not. The rule of Jedi Twister this is."
by Jedi Sanity Master

40. Tell really bad jokes to each other, like: "What's black, red, streaked with lightning, and moving at 13,500 mph?--Palpatine in a blender!!"
by Jedi Sanity Master

39. "Persuading" their fellow players that they are in no way manipulating the random card generator of the Sabbacc game despite the fact that they won all games.
by Friendly Gunman

38. Go home and rethink their life.
by Darth_Dave

37. Worry whether or not they are "good enough" to disappear when they die.
by Darth_Dave

36. Work on their "Normal People" action figure collection.
by Darth_Dave

35. Annoying Jocasta Nu by asking if she has "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie", or "Pat the Bunny".
by darthphelps

34. "Can you sense me now? Good! ......Can you sense me now? Good!"
by DeJade_Vu

33. Pogs!
by Macaroni Penguin

32. Placing bets on who the chosen one is
by Blythy

31. Try to help that one Bear Clan kid with his lisp.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

30. Complain about sand.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

29. Watch live C-SPAN coverage of the Republic Senate.
by Lantern

28. Come up with excuses for not knowing Palpatine and Darth Sidious were the same guy.
by Lantern

27. Star Wars Product Endorsements
by Good King Gambrinus

26. Use force persuasion to convince Ross and Rachel to get back together
by Dash1p

25. Play jokes on Jocasta Nu by deleting planets from the archives.
by BJ Aeros

24. Everything but notice their padawan's slow descent into evil.
by Daniel Glasglow

23. Qui-Gon Gin opened up a muntions factory run with slave labor, and then had a change of heart and helped save Jews.
by carbonitehydrates

22. Role-playing. "No, I get to be a mechanical droid. Last time I was a spice miner!"
by Max

21. Bejewelling.
by Max

20. Half of the Jedi just love NASCAR, the other half say it's just 4 hours of turning left.
by carbonitehydrates

19. Performing street magic under the pseudonym "David Blaine"
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

18. Using the Force to play ding-dong-ditch all over Coruscant
by rabid jawa

17. Practice their Jedi pickup lines. "Are you an angel?" and "We're encouraged to love" and so forth.
by Distressed Wookie

16. Watch Pulp Fiction over and over again and laugh at Mace Windu's haircut.
by Inebriated Wyrm

15. Force Pong. It's not as tame as it sounds.
by Inebriated Wyrm

14. Take funny pictures of themselves for SW picture captioning
by Vinny

13. "This oil bath is going to feel SO good."
by Oh, you said JEDI

12. Darth Vader: "And now back to CNN..."
by Zapspace

11. Relaxation? Downtime? A Jedi craves not these things!
by QUI_GON_QUINN

10. Aiding Airport security... Sec. Officer: "Do you have anything to declare?" Traveler: "No..." Jedi: "BS, He's got 10kg of coke in the bag.." Officer: "GET HIM!"
by Master Jedi Wan-Uh-B

9. VEGAS BABY!
by me

8. waiting for their former apprentice's son to grow up
by me

7. "it's the Muppet Show! with special guest . . ."
by me

6. Hitting golf balls off the central spire of the Jedi Temple at passing traffic
by Rappertunie

5. "So...um.....shouldn't we be honing our skills or something?" "Shhh! The Professor's making a transmitter out of a coconut!"
by ComicKook

4. Adventure, danger, excitement: no. Sega: yes.
by ComicKook

3. By being randomly yanked into some pathetic EU crap. "What the.......The Eye of Palpatine?!? Is this a joke?"
by ComicKook

2. Counting Mace Windu's hairs. This is for those very short breaks.
by Long-Gon Jinn

1. Posting at a top forty-six... nevermind.
by Tiene Leche