10. I'm sorry to bother you, but my whole family just got slaughtered in their sandcrawler, and I just don't want to be alone...
by Michael Murray dbkepc@hotmail.com

9. You know, my eyes aren't the only body part that glows...
by Alphie

8. You want me. I can smell it.
by Jimmy Schween

7. Your paws must be tired because you've been runnin' through my head all day!
by sweetjedibrown

6. So I'm not tall dark and handsome but, I'm short, dark, and smelly, and 1 outta 3 ain't bad!
by The Iguana That Ate Yoda

5. The size dosent matter, right?
by Gimli

4. Say, um... are you female?
by Martin Dawson

3. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
by Strider

2. I love what you've done with that potato sack, it really brings out your eyes....
by Ripp

1. I may not look like much, but I've got it where it counts!
by Bill Wilbrand