Personal Ads Found On The Galactic HoloNet
by the readers of TheForce.Net

10. Single Blue Male seeks cultured, attractive female. Must not be proficient with knives.
by Matt Stevenson

9. Green/male, seeking female comanion I am. Enjoy cooking sludge I do, and long walks in the swamp. Must remember that size matters not.
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

8. THBSF(Tall hairy brown single female) seeking THBSM for serious realtionship. Rrrrarroror!
by Dark mark

7. Carbonite Clad Casanova looking for someone to thaw me...
by snowdog83

6. Lonely Male Hutt seeks Female Hutt for friendship, possibly more. Do you like desert sunsets? Call me! Must like Rancors and Gammoreans.
by Randall Flagg

5. I am a Threepio unit in human/cyborg relations. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. Seeking protocol droid with large megabytes.
by Jango_Joe

4. SWM, Jedi, 23, looking for a SWF Jedi 20-30. You'll know my number.
by Halcoholic

3. Single, Rodian Male seeks same for fun times, bounty hunting, target practice.
by Cthulhula

2. This IS the leggy-Twi-Lek-exotic-dancer-wearing-netting-and-chains you?re looking for?
by Yarna

1. Desperately Seeking Padme
by Kei-Cha Bopar

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10. Looking for a woman who's into tattoos, horns and guys without legs.
by Pepsi-One Cokenobi

9. Want to date the Queen of Naboo? Well I look just like her - Sabe
by Emperoress Palpatine

8. Stormtrooper stationed on Star Destroyer. To find me, ride in a suspicious ship and get caught. I should be the guy following that humming toaster around the detention area.
by Why should you know?

7. Single male Mon Calimari looking for a nice girl with a big fish tank
by YodaFeak

6. Lord of the Sith, Likes Heavy Breathing, destroying world and devotion to ancient religions and sorcerer ways. Leather is a plus.
by Peter Tutham

5. I, female space-smuggler, saw you, stinking and in need for a haircut. Would you be my co-pilot?
by Darth Rex

4. H'nemthe female looking for male, tall, quiet, likes to be eviscerated.
by Max Grey

3. Female Jawa. I have beautiful eyes and, uh, let's see here... well I have beautiful eyes, that's all that matters, anyways, right?
by Maul, Jr.

2. SF Ugnaught looking to melt your carbonite! Hardworking sow with ivory white tusks and a beard of silk is looking for a hunka-hunka burnin' bacon. Send guild ID.
by HaHaRich!

1. Lonely star pilot in need of mate. (willing to compromise on species)
by Dewana Wanga