Top Ten Senator Palpatine Campaign Slogans
by the readers of TheForce.Net
10. Your mistaken. About a great many things.... Vote for me as senator and I'll clear everything up!
by Michael McKinley
9. "Tired of everyone in hooded cloaks knowing your every thought. Read my lips...No More Jedi!!"
8. Palpatine: here for a Darker future
by Alberto Vasquez
7. Put An End to Illegal Alien Immigration
by J. Orcadi
6. Vote for me while you still can vote.
5. I'm not a crook, or a evil and corrupt politician that will bring about a New Order and claim myself as Emperor.
by Mark Hagood
4. I'll lower taxes, improve quality of life for Imperial citizens, and disband the Senate
3. Why settle for the lesser evil?
by Jim Ciscell
2. Vote Palpatine. It does a planet good. And, you have no other choice.
by Ethan Hayward
1. I'll let vader kill a person of your choice
10. A vote for Palpatine is a vote to preserve life..... YOURS!by Shannon Darklighter
9. Vote for me because freedom sucks.
by billy V.
8. "Tired of thinking for yourself? Wish that someone would make decisions for you and rule over you with an iron fist? Vote Palpatine"
by Midget Jawa
7. Vote Palpatine, so we can have Star Wars...
6. Palpatine. 3.8 million clone warriors can't all be wrong.
5. It all depends upon what your definition of "evil" is.
by Joe Bishop
4. "Fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side" (Very narrow demographics)
by Eric Fett
3. Elect someone one with the expirience of age, and a cold black heart.
by Darth Servo
2. "Don't hate me just because I hate you."
by Mike Siems
1. Vote for Mr. P... What's the worse that can happen?