Problems Anakin Would Have At Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
by the readers of TheForce.Net

10. Screaming "Wizard!" when hes happy often confuses his teachers
by Darthkule

9. Podracer would look silly with 2 brooms pulling it
by Captain EO

8. Professor Snape constantly reminding him : "Hey! Lay off the black cloaks kid, that's my gig!"
by Some Canadian Geek

7. Dobby the House Elf looks too much like Yoda
by Morgana

6. "What do you mean that industrial light isn't magic?!'
by H0D_G

5. Everytime he eats an Ever Flavor Bean he always ends up with the rare "Rancor Meet"
by Donnie

4. Keeps seeking the Mirror of Erised to see that strange tall guy in black armor and helmet
by EmprsHand

3. Always teasing Professor Flitwick about "Willow"
by Darth Boonta

2. "Are you an angel?" simply doesn't work on Hermione
by Lil_Lisa

1. Having trouble stopping himself from strangling that little "Hairy Pothead" jerk...
by the ewok avenger

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10. Keeps calling Hagrid "Chewbacca"
by snowdog83

9. When the teacher tells him to levitate a feather, he levitates the teacher
by Jaden Maiden

8. Likes to use the owls for lightsaber practice
by Darth Ebola

7. Upsetting the ghosts by asking them if they are "angels"
by dcm1001

6. "Yippee!" happens to be the incantation for the laxative spell
by Jar Jar Bites

5. He runs out of gold coins and the shops won't take C-3PO
by Donnie

4. That strange Professor Sidious always has something against him
by Wookieguy

3. Better at Divination than Professor Trelawney... MUCH better!
by Keith

2. NOT resisting the urge to Force-choke the daylights out of Draco Malfoy
by Emperor Poopitine

1. The ever frequent mix-ups between brooms, wands and lightsabers
by Asia

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10. Albus Dumbledore isn't as easy to manipulate as Qui-Gon Jinn
by Grandma Tarkin

9. He finds out he's an animagus ... of a dewback
by Darth Weasley

8. Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class doesn't cover rancors, Krayt dragons, or sarlaccs
by Princess Lobelia

7. No dormitory named "Sitheryn"
by co2

6. Teacher sick of hearing his "midichlorian count" excuse for lack of spell explanations
by Lord Diabolo

5. Jedi mind tricks don't work on trolls, either
by DavidW

4. Neville Longbottom accidentally turns him into Jar-Jar Binks!
by Darth Penelope

3. Bowl haircut results in pointy hat falling off every 3 minutes
by Keith

2. Heard bragging "You call THAT a scar? Wait until you see ME in about five movies!"
by Notvader

1. Finds out that Hermione is his sister
by Darth Farmboy