Star Wars News Stories Of 2002, A Year Ahead Of Time
by the readers of TheForce.Net
10. National Enquirer:
Yoda Pummels ET while high on meth
9. Devastating riots
as fans protest the release of the Star Wars Holiday Special: Special
8. Episode II soundtrack
features "Duel of the Kazoos"
7. George Lucas to cancel
Episode III to focus on a Howard the Duck prequel
6. After apprehending
Osama Bin Laden, the government forces him to watch the Star Wars
Holiday Special nonstop while being force-fed Blue Milk and Nerfburgers.
by The Great Jedi Wannabe
5. Scandal at ILM: Jar
Jar not CGI, but genetically engineered rabbit/frog hybrid.
by Emperor Palpatim
4. With the help of ILM,
Gore finally proves he won the election.
by darth nader
3. Quentin Tarantino
tapped to direct and write Episode III, entitled "Moisture Farm
2. New Kids On The Block
film a cameo for Episode III
1. Episode II Delayed,
Lucas Wants To Change 'Clones' To 'Orcs'