Don't know much about big Wookies,
don't know much Mon Calamari.
Don't know how to use the force,
don't know much about the Rebels' course.
But I do know that I can't shoot,
and if I do I would hit my foot.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!

Don't know much about morality,
don't know much planetology.
Don't know how to use a lightsaber,
don't know what a war droid is for.
But I know that my armor's poor,
and I know that I will hit the floor.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!

Well, I don't claim to be an ace shooter,
but I'm trying to be!
But maybe if I'll be an ace shooter Vader,
I could get a rank for me!

Don't know much about big Wookies,
don't know much Mon Calamari.
Don't know how to use the force,
don't know much about the Rebels' course.
But I do know that I can't shoot,
and if I do I would hit my foot.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!

Well, zap zap zap zap zap aaargh! Big wookies.
Mmmmmmmmm, Mon Calamari.
Well, zap zap zap zap zap aaargh! Use the force.
Mmmmmmmmm, Rebels' course.

But I do know that I can't shoot,
and if I do I would hit my foot.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!