I have some apprehension, about Star Wars part III
We've seen some bad reaction, to this new trilogy
They've just released a teaser, at the official site
Not such a great crowd pleaser: I clicked, my face went white

It made me tear my hair out, it was goofy and insane
Was it made by a four-year old
who had something in their brain,
LSD or Novocaine?
Come on!

Can't figure it out,
Dissin' the Vader poster!
I'm filled with fear and doubt,
Dissin' the Vader poster!
A swirly Vader head
that was hit by a roller coaster!
wish they'd throw it out
Dissin' the Vader poster!
(come on!)
Dissin' the Vader poster!
(come on!)
Dissin' the Vader poster!

A marketing committee, must think that it would sell.
More products for the kitty- a mug and a shirt as well.
Just click right there to order and you're on the gravy train
It's so creative- Anni turns to Vader once again
Are you hearing me complain?
Come on!

What's all that about?
Dissin' the Vader poster!
It's nothing they should flout,
Dissin' the Vader poster!
His cape becomes a head
that's Darth Vader, but crossed with a toaster!
wish they'd throw it out
Dissin' the Vader poster!
(come on!)
Dissin' the Vader poster!
(come on!)
Dissin' the Vader poster!

It made me tear my hair out, it was goofy and insane
Was it made by a four-year old
who had something in their brain,
LSD or Novocaine?
Come on!

Can't figure it out,
Dissin' the Vader poster!
I'm filled with fear and doubt,
Dissin' the Vader poster!
A swirly Vader head
that was hit by a roller coaster!
wish they'd throw it out
Dissin' the Vader poster!
(come on!)
Dissin' the Vader poster!
(come on!)
Dissin' the Vader poster!