"Things Change" (SW Edition)

Parody of "Things Change" by Tim McGraw
New Lyrics by Karl-Gon Jinn

They wouldn't let Jinn train the youngster
They thought it'd lead to death
It took just a couple years
To see their judgment hadn't missed
He went and murdered all the Jedi
Sent their spirits to the sky
He became an evil legend for his crime
Things change

They said he was so worthless
That whiny farmer boy
He was stuck with aunt and uncle
Just a-playing with his toys
But right on that fateful day
When he left Tatooine
Obi-Wan made him a Knight-to-be
Things change

They were cursed as mere insurgents
And Rebels near and far
But they had a dream of liberty
And they spread through the stars!
They may've lost a few of their battles
And their death rate may've been high
But somewhere somebody's telling their tale tonight
(Things change)
Don't you know they change?
(Things change)

Yeah!

Now some say there's too much action
Or that the dialogue's fulla holes
But we're hardcores and we love these films heart and soul
Yeah, the critics' filth don't matter
These films rock just the same
As life goes on
And things change

(Things change)
Don't you know they change?
(Things change)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But my love for these won't change!
But things change...

(Fade)