I Wanna Learn The Ways Of The Force (new link) (mp3)

Parody of “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” by The Darkness
(by Branden Boetticher aka Ithorian)

I can't believe that my uncle and aunt are gone
But the Imperials, they really blasted up our farm
And I knew. . .
There could be. . .
Only one thing left for me

I wanna learn the ways of the Force
Be a Jedi like my father was, of course
There's nothin' left for me here now
Ben Kenobi, will you teach me how
I wanna learn about the Force
Oooooo. . .

Got in the speeder, me, Ben, Threepio and Artoo
And we took off, made a beeline out across the dunes
Headed to. . .
Mos Eisley. . .
Wretched hive of scum and villany

I wanna learn the ways of the Force
Be a Jedi like my father was, of course
There's nothin' left for me here now
Ben Kenobi, will you teach me how
I wanna learn about the Force
Oooooo. . . guitar!

Met Han Solo. . .
And Chewie. . .
They'll help me fulfill my destiny. . . ahhhh!

I wanna learn the ways of the Force
Be a Jedi like my father was, of course
There's nothin' left for me here now
Ben Kenobi, will you teach me how
I wanna learn about the Force
Oooooo. . .