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| 16. | | "Trust your feelings, Luke -- you know that's not really Anna Kournikova in those pictures." | |
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| 15. | | "Talk about a wretched hive of scum and villainy -- have you seen that Port-o-Potty?" | |
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| 14. | | "Sorry, dude, you're in the wrong line. The line for 'Episode III' is around the corner." | |
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| 13. | | "Actually, officer, I tend to think of it less as 'loitering' as more as 'taking a much-needed vacation between my six years at Radio Shack and the rest of my life.'" | |
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| 12. | | "My mom's thrilled because she thinks I moved out of the basement weeks ago." | |
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| 11. | | "Daddy, why aren't I in school like the other first graders?" | |
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| 10. | | "Harry, maybe it's the sleep deprivation and Cheet-os diet talking, but if I squint my eyes really hard and ignore your beard, you're beginning to look like Queen Amidala." | |
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| 9. | | "Adventure? Excitement? I crave not these things. A bathroom, on the other hand..." | |
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| 8. | | "Pew-ee! Who cut the tauntaun?" | |
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| 7. | | "Why, yes, I'm the president of the Jar Jar Binks Fan Club. And what's with the baseball bat?" | |
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| 6. | | "The brown Fruit Roll-ups are bad! Don't eat the brown Fruit Roll-ups!!" | |
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| 5. | | "Dang! I left all my Earth currency back in my Greedo outfit at home." | |
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| 4. | | "Meesa wanta shower." | |
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| 3. | | "They did *what* to the World Trade Center?!? That's horrible! What's President Gore doing about it?" | |
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| 2. | | "Cut in line, do you? Mmmm? Your head will I smash!" | |
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| and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard in "Episode II" Lines... | |
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| 1. | | "Thanks for the autograph, Mr. Hamill! Where'd ya get the cool security guard costume?" | |
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| [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] | |
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