George Lucas’ New Edition Plan (To: The Beatles' "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts club band")
Parody Lyrics copyright 1996 by Steven Cavanagh
Episode: N/A
Notes: Written in response to the Special Edition hype. Seemed like a good idea at the time...
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It was twenty years ago today
In a galaxy far, far away
Came a trilogy with so much style
that today it's giving kids a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
George Lucas' new edition plan!
 
It's George Lucas' new edition plan
We've totally revamped the show
It's George Lucas' new edition plan
The negative was bad, y'know?
George Lucas' special, George Lucas' special,
George Lucas' new edition plan.
 
It's wonderful to see here
It's certainly a thrill
So come sit in the audience
It's better on the big screen plus
more footage than at home
 
So go out today and see the show
and I thought you might like to know
that we're bringing back a certain Hutt
with a meter less across the butt
So let me introduce to you
the movie Journal of the Whills!
George Lucas' new edition plan!