Bow ya Head (Bad Dude Comin') (To:Will Smith's "Nod Ya Head (Black Suits Comin')")

Parody lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh

Date: July 2002

Come-come on
Come on, come-come on-on

(The bad dude comin')
(The bad dude comin')
I’m comin’, I’m comin’, I’m comin’, I’m comin’


I am the man in black
On deck breakin' the neck of most any objector
Nuthin protect ya
I've got the Force, and I'm bad, of course
Had a bad divorce and I got no remorse
I'm Vader, y'all, got a red saber, y'all
And if you take me on then you're crazy, y'all
They say I'm a myth, but I'm a Jedi who quit
And to the best of my recollection I've become a Sith

Black suit, the black cape, the black boots
Black belt and a black helmet too
Powerful, don't even come a-gunnin' man
Shoot me, I can take it in my other hand
Don't you understand, when you see me choke someone again
When I'm killin' then I'm feelin' like it's fun again
whack Jedi but I used to be one o' them
Wearin' armour is a killer for my suntan

Bow ya head! (The bad dude comin')
Let me see ya bow ya head like this (the bad dude comin')
Let me see you (Bow ya head) like this (The bad dude comin')
Let me see you bow ya head, feel the dread, come on


(Bow ya head) (The bad dude comin')
Let me see you (Bow ya head) like this (The bad dude comin')
Let me see ya bow ya head like this (the bad dude comin')
(Bow ya head…. Head… head…)

flashback, yo’
In this flick, right
Forbidden to marry a chick, right
I'm the purpose of her, she's the one I like
Protectin' her in her home, bein' a Jedi Knight
she's the perfect woman, got one kiss tonight
Punishin' what's left of my heart, son
The best looking senator since she was in part one
Try to act right, be nice, but something's wrong
I see a dream and I go to avenge my mom.


Uh, wanna fall with me, go like Maul with me
Uh-uh, what-what
Yo’ (Bad dude comin’)
What-what
Let me see ya just, come on

Bow ya head (The bad dude comin')
Let me see ya bow ya head like this (the bad dude comin')
Let me see you (Bow ya head) like this (The bad dude comin')
Let me see you bow ya head, feel the dread, come on

Bow ya head (The bad dude comin')
Let me see ya bow ya head like this (the bad dude comin')
Let me see you (Bow ya head) like this (The bad dude comin')
Let me see you (Bow ya head...head...head...)


Check it, check it
Now, case closed, a pump and hose
Lets me breathe and now I don't need my nose
Once I used to snore, I don't worry no more
Highly ranked, black evil breath mask
Don't even ask what the grill is for
Old Obi-Wan now, who you think you foolin' huh
One little slash then, goodnight dude
cause now I'm the master with the attitude, thank you
Mission completed, I mean it, I can't be defeated
You seen it, I did it, my old Jedi Master unseated
Nobody remembers, the Jedi have no avengers
Return to senders from Palpatine's own agendas
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The man in black is best out of any world
The epitome of fear,Darth Vader's here
so kiss my rear


Just let me see you bow ya head (the bad dude comin')
Come on bow ya head like this (the bad dude comin')
Let me see you (bow ya head) like this (the bad dude comin')
Let me see you (bow ya head)


(bow ya head) Woo!
(bow ya head) Uh (The bad dude comin’)
(bow ya head) yo
Yo’, yo’ (Bow ya head...head...head...)


If you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)
Tell me if you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)
If you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)
c'mon if you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)


Yo, If you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)
Tell me if you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)
If you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)
c'mon if you wanna breathe then say (Hey oh)...