Rebel Scum

Rebel Scum(To: SoundGarden's "Black Hole Sun")

Parody Lyrics copyright 2001 by Steven Cavanagh.
Date: Jan 2001
Episode: VI
Notes: As Sung by Moff JerJerrod

In the skies In the stars Incomplete, but fully armed Hides the second Death Star It's the Empire's hidden base

They will all be here soon at the sanctuary moon Shoot the green fire stream And they all will be erased

Rebel scum Won't you come I'll blow you all away Rebel scum Won't you come Won't you come

We're all here for the kill pretty soon, I'll fire at will All the fleet's here, but still the honour will be mine today It's my show I'm the Moff but the Emperor's the boss made us build this because there's no dumb designer's flaw

Rebel scum Won't you come I'll blow you all away Rebel scum Won't you come Won't you come

Rebel scum Won't you come I'll blow you all away Rebel scum Won't you come Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!)

(guitar solo)

Our main gun is concealed and they'll never take the shield

Rebel scum Won't you come I'll blow you all away Rebel scum Won't you come Won't you come Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come (Rebel scum! Rebel scum!) Won't you come Won't you come