"Our Imperial Probe Droids have discovered that the Rebel Alliance has been secretely working on a whole bunch of new LEGO ships and other defence systems that threaten the stability of our Galaxy!! 

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NEW STORM TROOPER HELMET INTRODUCED!

"This year the Death Star Committee of Festivities has organized a Halloween party for all Storm Troopers that are not on duty. Among the activities:

  • The Dia Nogah party: a scary swimming pool water party in Garbage Container #473b in the detention block.
  • The Interrogation Chamber: a creepy encounter with one of the Death Star's scariest interrogation droids!
  • Trick or Choke: Darth Vader will be on levels 23 and 24, playing his favorite Halloween game with any volunteers.
All Storm Troopers that want to participate in this year's halloween party, have to wear the new helmet that has been introduced today. The new helmet has been designed by Ben Fletcher. Get your helmet while stocks last!"
LEGO GOES STAR WARS!

"Do you know LEGO? Those little colored plastic building blocks? Well, here's important news: the people at LEGO are going to make a lot of Star Wars stuff soon! At last you will be able to build your own Tie-Fighter soon! Now let's hope that those ..[transmission garbled].. rebels don't use those LEGO building blocks to make new rebel ships! I have ordered my men to start building a new LEGO Death Star, so that we can soon CRUSH the rebellion!"

REBEL SCUM WATCHES V.N.N.!

"Our imperial spies have told us that the Rebels have opened a new base.  Young kids, called 'Rebel Friends', have assembled on that Rebel Base to learn the ways of the Force! It seems that the young Rebel scum is also watching this newsflash from time to time!

YOU THERE!!
If you've just joined the 'Rebel Friends', LISTEN: join ME instead, and together we will rule the Galaxy!!"