10. "Eat Our Dust, You Trekkie Bastards" Ian Carroll, San Francisco, CA
9. "Wookie Nights" Michael Partridge, Boston, MA
8. "How Yoda Got His Groove Back" John Fox, Aurora, IL & Chris Ivicevich
7. "Kenneth Starr Wars" Guy Handelman, Los Angeles, CA
6. "The Search For Mark Hamill" Posh Charles, Chicago, IL
5. "Just An Attempt To Make More Money Than Titanic" Don Locker, Spencerville, Ontario, Canada
4. "Harrison Ford Is Not In This One" Carrie Yavari, Annandale
3. "I Know What You Did a Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far, Far Away" Christopher Stanton, Haverford, PA
2. "EWOKZ" P. Madden, Oreland, PA
1. "Star Wars: Episode--Ahh, Forget It, Just Send Your Money Directly To George Lucas" Mac Greene, Quincy, MA