Top Ten Worst Vacation Spots in the Galaxy
by the readers of TheForce.Net
10. Doesn't matter where you are; it'll always be Jersey.
by Selrahc Ruhtra
9. The Mos Eisley Ski Lodge
by robo_doughboy
8. The Spice Mines of Disneyland
by robo_doughboy
7. Mon Calamari (if you can't swim)
by Mia Moondancer
6. Hoth Travel Guide: Oh don't worry. Just pack light clothes. What did you say? The Wampas are just like Ewoks. You don't have to worry about a thing!
by Mia Moondancer
5. Anyplace where mad Jedi brainwash people for fun
by Mia Moondancer
4. if your not much into midgets..or bears..dont go to endor...
by kewl jedi
3. The Alderaan Asteroids, the eigth *natural* wonder of Imperial space.
by Web Master Mara http://fly.to/tjtc
2. "Lando Calrisian's New Improved Mining/Casino Operation", now 15% guarenteed not to attract Imperial attention!
by Taarkin
1. Wattoland (credits will NOT do fine)
by Exar Kun
10. Anywhere where Vader is, because you always have to go to HIS favourite beach, or else!
by Top Jedi
9. Bossk's gourmet restaurant
by Jebo Knight
8. Six Flags over the Sarlac Pit
by Jar Jar Bites
7. "Stressed? Need some relaxation? Now you and your family can spend a night in carbonite! Questions? We can be reached via holo-net at 575-CARB-ME."
by Princess Leia the Basketball Player
6. The *really* low levels on Coruscant
by d99moff
5. I will not say "Mos eisley Spaceport, the most wretched hive of scum and villany in the galaxy." I will not say "Mos Eisley Spaceport..........
by Web Master Mara http://fly.to/tjtc
4. Just about anywhere Luke Skywalker comes - something's bound to blow within 5 minutes of his arrival.
by Maurice Dekker
3. Ric Olie's Wild Water Land!
by YodaGirl
2. Endor: Currently Serving Skywalker Shishkabobs, Solo-in-a-blanket, and Wookie Cookies.
by Joey-Wan Kenobi
1. Death Star World featuring Torture Dorid Land and the Tunnel o' Scum and Villany.
by Darth Helmet