Top 46 Product Endorsements SW could Cash in on
by the readers of TheForce.Net
Yes, to the many of you that brought it up, Star Wars has cashed in on everything. But here's 46 that just will never happen, no matter how hard LFL is up for cash....
46. Jar-Jar Vaccums ("They suck Big-Time!)
by Max
45. Tickle-me-Yoda
by Sicksikmans
44. Star Wars the Flame-Thrower! The kids love this one...
by Padawan Drew
43. "Hello, Taun We here for Q-tip brand cotton swabs..."
by snowdog83
42. Oxford English Dictionary (Yoda Edition)
by Kar'Ghun
41. I would say Xerox, but the clones already beat em to it. (see last top 46 list)
by SealyJedi
40. Yoda's age defying skin cream from Oil of Olay. "When 900 years old you reach, look this good YOU WILL!"
by SealyJedi
39. UPS - we deliver your packages in 12 parsecs or less.
by SealyJedi
38. NRA - "You can take my lightsabre when you pry it from my cold dead mechanical fingers."
by SealyJedi
37. Well, they have blue milk, so why Pepsi Blue?....Maybe not.
by SKYHOPP867
36. Carbon Freeze-Pops!
by Darth Nupe
35. Midi-Chlorine: It helps you feel the force and keeps your pool clean to boot!
by DS-00-0, flight school drop out
34. Got [Blue] Milk?
by Teh Doode
33. OH MY GOD...You mean there's product endorsements it HASN'T cashed in on yet?!
by Nemesis
32. "We're EVERY WHERE you want to be" (Insert sinister laugh here)
by Obi Von Mando
31. New... Galactic Ice Mints... Han Solo used them... and now he's as ice fresh as ever! *points to frozen carbonite Han Solo*
by Amythest
30. Chewbacca selling Rogaine
by spidyredneckjedi
29. Han Solo sells static guard rolls to remove wookie hairs
by spidyredneckjedi
28. "A check, can i write?" "Yo!" "Yo-DA!" "Yo!" "Yo-DA!" "Yo!" Yo." Yo-DA!".....
by HERNALDO
27. Nike - Just do it. There is not try.
by Long-Gon Jinn
26. Using Yoda's fight scene for Sobe Adrenaline Rush
by Jedi Ottolam
25. Detachable Head Jango Fett Doll
by Ate-Goddess Of Crime
24. "Sith Lightning" Brand Tazer! 9000000000 Volts to stop any attacker!
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)
23. "I am C3PO speaking for WD-40."
by Mister 3=D
22. "The new Hummer: it makes a Super Star Destroyer look like a T-16."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
21. Just imagine Shaq in a commercial for Radio Shack selling toy shaaks.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
20. Yahoo! contract for Anakin Skywalker(he has been known to utter this during his youth.)
by grob
19. Imperial toilet paper. Our goal is to wipe out the entire galaxy.
by Kenpasck
18. Gillete Lightsaber. For the closest shave yet.
by Kenpasck
17. Hello, my name is Han Solo. I'd like to take a minute and talk to you about the importance of getting your pets neutered. (Chewie growns off stage)
by grob
16. Hello, I'm Emperor Palpatine, and if you're like me you're worried about wrinkles. Oil of Olay will rid your face of those cavernous wrinkles caused by the Dark Side of the Force.
by grob
15. Bear Clan Underoos!!!
by grob
14. Only the Gillette Sensor Light Speed keeps Mace Windu's scalp so smooth.
by grob
13. Laides and gentlemen, the new spokesman for the AARP...Yoda.
by grob
12. Imperial erasers: "Wipe them out....ALL of them."
by Ashfalling
11. The "I Am Your Father" Home DNA Testing Kit
by Darth_Dave
10. "Hi, I'm a whomp rat. You don't need a T-16 to deal with pest control problems..."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
9. jabba the hutt's succesful subway diet
by chnyst
8. Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru - Kingsford Charcoal
by Java the Hut
7. Darth Maul's make up, maybe he's born with it, maybe its maybellsith
by Kyia Kenobi
6. Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker endorsing new AOL 9.0, because if everything else is owned by AOL, then we probably are too.
by Jango Kast
5. Clone: Can I write a check? Cashier: Sure, I just need to see some ID. Okay. This looks like you, but it also looks like him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, and him.
by Lantern
4. Weeble-Troopers. Clones fall over but they don't fall down.
by Evil the Cat
3. Vader: "After a tough day of choking officers and blowing rebel scum out of the sky, my helmet can get pretty messy. That's why I use Windex glass cleaner! No streaks!"
by My Big Fat Gungan Wedding
2. United States Army: Be a Clone Army of One
by Janson's Funny Twin
1. [Ship captured. Planet destroyed. Imperial torture droid coming towards you.] Not goin' anywhere for a while? Try a Snickers!
by Darth Nupe