10. I should have gotten together with Salla. Leia is never home, she can't cook and, Chewie and me get stuck with the kids when we could be smuggling spice!!
by Majes Wasnos

9. Installing Internet Explorer in the Falcon...it keeps shorting out the Hyperdrive
by Miguel Galy

8. Han Solo: Hey, Luke - you are a good pilot and shooter, why don't you come with me and surf the galaxy ? Luke: Ok, let's go man !
by Ragnar Evensen

7. Should have used the old "rubber band attached to the blaster" trick on Vader back on Bespin
by Walter Danek

6. A load of spice? Sure Jabba, I'll help you out.
by Jedi Wes

5. Should have gotten that "lifetime debt" from some cool twi'lek chick.
by Tim Herring

4. I wish I had asked for more money from that old guy
by Yoda

3. Hurting Lando's feelings by telling him he was the only black guy in the entire galaxy
by pigeons@xnet.com

2. Really being scruffy lookin.
by Darthboy

1. Not taking the money and flying away, never looking back.
by Jayzee