Ways
Padawan Kids Get Out Of Cleaning Their Rooms
by the readers of TheForce.Net
10. "This isn't the room
your looking for..."
by Big Clay
9. They build a protocol
droid to do it for them.
by Stacy-Wan Kenobi
8. "That room, strong
in the Dark Side it is!"
by Grand Moff Stueykins
7. Throw temper tantrums
that result in the house floating.
by Darth Bob
6. "But Master,
I can't. I...uh...I looked... looked into the future..ya, the future,
and uh, I saw that... my room... that the mess...that the mess in
the room was still there. It's destined to stay there!"
by Midget_Me
5. ""I swear Master,
it's the Dark Side telling you that my room is dirty..."
by Jedi Girl of Corellia
4. "I don't wanna
cause theres a Sith under my bed!"
by Suzie Q
3. "Aw! Palpatine doesn't
make his adopted son, Maul, clean up his room!"
by Chris Schumacher
2. By hiding inside astromech
units.
by Emperor Poppin'fresh
1. "But I was going to
Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
by Kitty
10. "Order, cleanliness,
clothes off the floor... a Jedi craves not these things!"
by Cirrocco
9. "But I have to study
for the trials..."
by Lady Kara
8. They carbon-freeze
it and clean up later.
by Irving Finster
7. This weird kid with
a British accent, wearing black robes and glasses came and stole
the broom! I swear!"
by Soontide
6. Claims that lifting
a pile of laundry with the Force is "impossible!"
by Daniel Glasglow
5. "It's only messy because
you ripped me away from my mother before she taught me house keeping
skills!"
by Scooter
4. "Cleanliness leads
to compulsiveness. Compulsiveness leads to anal-retentiveness, anal-retentiveness
leads to psychological disorder. Psychological disorder leads to
the Dark Side..."
by Snowdog83
3. Thermal Detonators...you
can't clean them if they don't exist
by RogueJedi
2. Make a clone to do
it: "it'll get the job done."
by JEDI- MIKE
1. "My midichlorians
told me not too!"
by Crimsonboyy