Over 2500 people vented their frustrations that they would never be in a Star Wars film. The best are here.

46. "Uh, yes. Hanel. Chris Hanel. I'm the humor editor at theforce.n... ow! Hey! Easy with that nightstick!"
by Oxymoron

45."Okay, everybody who thinks they can do a good 'I'm dying' imitation, get in the line marked JEDI"
by Long-Gon Jinn

44. Whoo Hoo!!! I get to play a GUNGAN!!!!!!
by coran thulle

43. ?Okay? let me get this straight. Now all the people in the Empire have AUSTRALIAN accents??
by BroadwayCrooner

42. "Hey, great Wookiee costume!" "Costume?"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

41. "I hear if you're onscreen for more than 0.5 seconds they create an action figure of you and a book about your character!"
by Mr. Whitmarsh

40. Find these people now, before the economy improves and they can get real jobs.
by Luke 24

39. "Wow, this is an immense line? What position is it for?" "This is the audition for the stormtrooper who kills Jar-Jar"
by Tsavong Lah

38. Come on! I look EXACTLY like Dr. Evazan!
by Tycho Celchuuu

37. Which trailer is Taun We staying in?
by Jaster

36. I dont think all these blue walls make for a convincing cityscape
by Jaster

35. Casting Director: Ok everyone, can we stop laughing at the choice for the title and focus?
by tie7592

34. "Hey, isn't that the kid from that homemade video?"
by Joe the big Italian guy

33. "010101010111100100001101001010100." All the extras are digital.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

32. I'm telling you, we don't need to make another Hutt in CGI. There's Harry Knowles in the extras line.
by Darth Paul

31. "How would you like to be a slave?" "There are no slaves in the script." "Who said anything about a script?"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

30. "Anyone who has experience losing a limb, raise your hand. Oh, I guess you can't."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

29. "Now, just sign your name in blood..."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

28. "I love cursing in Huttese. It's like wiping you ass with silk."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

27. "Name?" "Mark Hamill."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

26. "Can you hear me now? Good!" [moves forward in the line a step] "Can you hear me now? Good!" [moves forward in the line] "Can you--" "Excuse me, you're on." "Just a second, I'm on the phone--"
by Jedi Sanity Master

25. "Where are we gonna come up with 46,000 guys who look exactly like Temuera Morrison?"
by Mab

24. Yeah, I wanted to be a handmaiden, but instead they cast me as Jar-Jar's love interest. I think I'm going to hang myself when I get home.....
by padme_amidala_19

23. "no one can be told what Episode III is, they must see it for themselves"
by Obi Woby Kenobi

22. Hamster #1: so who are you auditioning for? I'm up for Obi Wan's beard.
by Kyia Kenobi

21. James Earl Jones: Nobody tell Natalie but they're making me do the voice overs for her too,
by Kyia Kenobi

20. I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol.
by Long-Gon Jinn

19. One screener to another, about one man he auditioned: "He took being rejected well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said 'please, please... I need to act.' It was the please that caught my memory. I asked what was so important for him; 'True love' he replied. And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness...I can only assume he meant Natalie."
by Long-Gon Jinn

18. Look, sir. Geeks.
by Long-Gon Jinn

17. "Blast him! BLAST him! Blast HIM! Blast him."
by Chad Evans

16. Can I be a nerf herder?? I'm already scruffy looking.
by Rogue_0009

15. ?Your looks don?t matter, you?ll be in costume. Computers will make you taller later. The part?s actually female, but that?s ok, because---you know what? Screw it. We?ll just CGI the whole character.?
by Mab

14. ATTENTION ALL APPLICANTS! THE NEXT PERSON WHO DOES A BAD JAMAICAN ACCENT WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY!!!
by Gary T

13. I'm sorry Sammy, we can't let you be in EP3. We found out your corked your lightsaber.
by Mark McGwire

12. You in? No... Oh well, they said they would call me when they'd starts casting episode IV...
by Darth Cheered

11. Sorry, we have no opening for you - you just don't look CG enough.
by Sytass

10. Wearing blue screen suits will get you 10% off of anything at participating Target stores!
by SKYHOPP867 -That one is just for the members of the YJCC boards. -Ed.)

9. Excuse me, Ms. Portman. Um. Can I hump your leg?
by Crimsonboyy

8. 'Andromeda' was being filmed next door, so you could hear a lot of sucking.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

7. "...Ooh, check this one out, George; he speaks Bocce!"
by Nemesis

6. Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
by CMarie

5. I'm sorry, but there is no part for a "Mini-Me" Darth Vader.....
by Jedi Nate

4. "How did you get cast?" "Oh, 89 subscriptions to Hyperspace."
by Max

3. Everyone with right hand raised: ". . .and if I leak spoilers to the Internet may I suffer an ignominious death, after being ruthlessly being abused by Triumph the insult dog. . ."
by 20x6

2. What's that you say? You've had virtually no acting experience? George, I think I just found our lead!
by Daniel Glasglow

1. "I'm a plumber. What about you?" "I update TFN humor. I've been waiting in line for *months*." "That explains it..."
by Tycho Celchuuu