Top 46 Cool Things about Being a Clone
by the readers of TheForce.Net
To the regular readers of this, I'm pretty sure (though not positive) that this breaks the streak held by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards for making the list. Can someone confirm this for me? It's 2:57 AM and i'm beat. Anyways, Rin, great run. If you turn out to be Dave Barry or some other great humorist... you still can't have my job. :)
46. The fact that we're all individuals......well, I'm not! (God bless Monty Python)
by DarthQ
45. That you were made by the beautiful Taun We! Woo hoo!
by JediPat
44. BIRTHDAYS!! More presnts than you can possibly imagine
by ThrawnsClone
43. KIWI ACCENT!!!!
by z00t
42. if you ever need a kidney...........
by k@e
41. You don't care what anyone else thinks...because you already know!
by Dex1138
40. I'd finally be able to scratch that spot in the middle of my back.
by Porto John
39. Everytime you go to fight someone it's a clone war.
by carboitehydrates
38. I dunno, let me ask K348... no, she doesn't know, hey, K848...
by Kenya Starflight
37. Double Mint Gum tastes that much better.
by carbonitehydrates
36. When you go up aginst the bullies at school and they reply, "You and what army?" you now can have a clone army....
by Aaron
35. Big red noses....Huge feet....Oh, you mean a Clone!
by poz
34. WHOOO ! SHINY WHITE ARMOR THAT DOES NOTHING !!! YAHOO !
by BrenDarklighter
33. "Dude, can I borrow that killer sweater of yours?" "Will it fit?" "DUDE, WE ARE CLONES!!!"
by Darth_Dave
32. Never having to pay child support because a DNA test proves nothing.
by Darth_Dave
31. Your girlfriend can kill him when she's mad at you.
by CMarie
30. You can sleep with your clone brother's really hot girlfriend, and chances are pretty good she won't catch on. (Note: This is also a cool thing about being a changeling.)
by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli
29. Your cells age at twice the normal rate- work this angle and you're drivin' by 8!
by RU ARTOO?
28. Group discounts!
by Obi Von Mando
27. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob231
26. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob245
25. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob462
24. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob864
23. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob409
22. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob172
21. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob874
20. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob712
19. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob395
18. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob395
17. If one of you gets famous, everybody gets laid.
by Inebriated Wyrm
16. It beats being a Borg.
by doggans
15. You can sue Napster for letting there be two of you.
by carboitehydrates
14. TF.N get one more reader with each new clone of me..
by carboitehydrates
13. Now you can put TWO U's in your name!
by Daniel Glasglow
12. You can yell "I know you are but what am I" at each other for DAYS
by Evil the Cat
11. If someone tries to say their your father, you know right away they're lying(rather them having to worm the answer out of Yoda.)
by Luke Skywalker
10. You get to... well, attack...
by Zarm R'keeg
9. Wherever you go, there you are. And THERE you are. And there and there and there...
by Darth Hack
8. That big fat Xerox advertising contract.
by SealyJedi
7. "Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody looks the saaaaaaaame"
by SealyJedi
6. Just ask anybody in the pop music industry.
by Oxymoron
5. It's much easier to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
by AshFalling
4. What, the probability of successfuly navigating an asteroid field is aproximately 3,720 to 1? Place an order for 3,721 clones.
by Darth Mike
3. Better chance, statistically, of having your- *BAM* OWWWWW!!! GIMME THAT!!!!
by Bob 319 & Chris Hanel
2. *shots fired, people screaming, a violent Humor Editor Takes the keyboard*
by Chris Hanel & A lot of Dead Clones
1. Thank you. All those repsonsible for the previous chain submission have been sacked. Enjoy the rest of the website.
by ditto!