10. National Enquirer: Yoda Pummels ET while high on meth
by William

9. Devastating riots as fans protest the release of the Star Wars Holiday Special: Special Edition
by BrenDarklighter

8. Episode II soundtrack features "Duel of the Kazoos"
by bronski

7. George Lucas to cancel Episode III to focus on a Howard the Duck prequel
by kross_fire

6. After apprehending Osama Bin Laden, the government forces him to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special nonstop while being force-fed Blue Milk and Nerfburgers.
by The Great Jedi Wannabe

5. Scandal at ILM: Jar Jar not CGI, but genetically engineered rabbit/frog hybrid.
by Emperor Palpatim

4. With the help of ILM, Gore finally proves he won the election.
by darth nader

3. Quentin Tarantino tapped to direct and write Episode III, entitled "Moisture Farm Dogs"
by Rappertunie

2. New Kids On The Block film a cameo for Episode III
by Winter:)

1. Episode II Delayed, Lucas Wants To Change 'Clones' To 'Orcs'
by Keith