"This'll be the shortest line-up of all time: it has to be Yoda. Hasta be," one source with Coruscant Police Department told the DUG'S REPORT on condition of anonymity. "How many of that... those... whatever they are, are running around anyway?"

"We don't know for certain that it IS Yoda!" cried Phyrus Donoholocron, fresh out of carbon-freeze, wasting no time in making the incident the top story of his new show for MSNaBooC. "Look at that gun, now look at Yoda: he can't even hold a lightsaber fercryinoutloud! You know, that's like, twenty years ago, back in..."

When he drifted back into coherency, Donoholocron suggested that Yoda was being set up by the Separatists.

As of this writing, Yoda has not given himself up, having sequestered himself in the Jedi Temple.

"Framed, I have been!" was his only statement to the press.

Yoda, the revered Jedi who once hosted a popular syndicated children's show, is hardly the image of an armed assailant. With public approval of the Jedi plummeting, Yoda has been among the few who has ranked among the most trusted beings in the galaxy.