2) He defends Jar Jar Binks.

3) He tries to use the Jedi mind trick on you.

4) He answers you as if he's Yoda (Q: Could you pass me the butter? A: Politely, you must ask!)

5) He is dressed up as a Jedi Knight, despite the fact that Halloween is months away and a new "Star Wars" film doesn't open for a couple of years.

6) He fights to the bitter end with an 8-year-old for the last Anakin Skywalker action figure at Toys "R" Us.

7) He says "May the Force Be With You!" when a simple goodbye would do.

8) He has a Yoda figure perched on his shoulder as a source of constant inspiration.

9) He claims that "'Star Wars' fans aren't at all like 'Star Trek' fans. They actually have a life."